Random Facts XXVIII

i am going to die,,,. pooooooooooooooped........

 

..haha..i found this searching 'bizarre'

and this

 

Both of those look extremely painful!

 

what happens when you give you cat spores.. >

 

Wow. I'm glad everyone is okay.

 

Me too. Everyone has damage to their cars/vans but no one was hurt, so it is a good thing.

The highway is horrible in some places for the moose just coming out of the bush. No time to react.

 

they really like to eat the road salt

 

This moose will not be eating it again. Can't really blame a moose for being one.

The highway has no lights and bush on both sides so they cross it all the time. Hard to avoid it.

Too bad they did not come with lights.

 

i would have salvaged me a leg to take home.. that might fit in my oven if i crack the door open

 

scrap the legs theyre garbage

the tenderloin is worth digging in it for though

 

I have to sit through 7 lectures today.

 

its snowing a bit...looks like about 3 inches so far

 

we got 3 inches last night

 

heat..i missed that post about your sister?glad she and all are OK... we got maybe 2 inches plus here and still coming down...taking the bike out on the lake tonight hopefully if i can talk someone into coming

 

saw an accident today in a parking lot and the guy tried to get away so I took his keys (and left them with another witness who was willing to wait for police)

 

a while back some clown smashed into a truck, bounced off the truck hit car,, then took off.. I went after him but stayed pretty much back so he didnt know he was followed... trucker gave me 50 bucks for my troubles and time..

 

Roofing is the oldest trade,not prostitution.

 

After careful consideration, I think that skipping this thread would be a mistake.


Flowers are beautiful.

 

asphalt paving ....

or paving ass..

 

I almost shit my pants. so I smoked this morning and I had some left. so I decided to go in the garage and finishes it. I thought for a seconded, wait my mom is on her lunch right now.then I said to myself she hasn't been coming home for lunch. so I go out in the garage and take a hit, I had the bowl up to my mouth and the lighter in other hand. I was just getting ready to hit the bowl again and the garage door started to open. I panicked and hurried up and put the lighter and bowl in my pocket. I went back inside really fast and went in the bathroom. to take off my sweater cause I wasn't sure if it smelled like smoke or not. she askedwhat I was doing outside and I said because I wanted to see what junk Tom had left. she didn't smell a thing. I had only took one hit. so I wasn't sure if it reeked or not. I will never do that again. That wasn't smart on my part. something like that happened with me and Sarah when we lived in Maryland. everyone went to the bar, and me and sarah decided to smoke out back by the pool. Sarah said to me after she thought for seconded to check my grandmothers room to see if she was in her room and went with everyone. but she didn't. we hadn't even got the bowl lit. and she comes out and says. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU SMOKING DOPE? I SAW A CORN COB PIPE IN JENN'YS HAND.. we were like holly shit.