Random Facts XXVII - New Year's Edition

When did this turn into ass swappers anonymous??

 

when the retired asshole came in

 

bbad

i didnt mean to sound like i saw it without clothing lol..i mean when you were not looking i snuck a look at your fully clothed bum:mickey:....i am a guy ...afterall

 

am i the retired asshole?...because i prefer the retired douchebag:mickey:

 

All in fun.

My dad use to always look us up and down before we were going out when we were teens.

He use to say, you have a nice set of legs but too bad they turn into an ass. Try not to when you go out.

 

when i went out my dad used to say ''dont bother phoning here if you get in trouble.if you get arrested again you are on your own''

 

How is it going?

 

Rolling, I don't think I could ever say that to my kids.

How are things with you Jennifer?

 

how do you think? he says he is leaving. he goes to flordia for 12 days. then he said when he get's back he will be out in 2 weeks. I hope so things would be alot better. maybe I wouldn't be so stressed out, and wouldn't have to hide in my room all the time. and get yelled at while he sits around and get's drunk.

 

Sometimes while a change is really hard at the time, in the long run a change is needed.

You will have a break for the 12 days and then only a few weeks to get through. Maybe less.

Hang in there.

 

my dad did not mean a word of it....my father spent a lot of hours getting me out of trouble of varying degree..some quite serious...if it was not for my dad i would surely be dead or in prison no doubt

 

That I can understand. He was a good dad then.

Parenting is a tough job, we spend years teaching them to be independent and then when they try to be we find it hard to just accept. The only comfort is that every generation has been faced with the same problem of letting go and it some how sorts itself out.

Buggers should of come into the world with a manual.

 

my step daughter brit is due on valentines day

 

I really hope he makes good on his word. and leaves. lots of time he would threaten to leave and never do it. but this time he called his mother and said he was moving back to Maryland. I think he means bussines this time. god I hope so. that might sound harsh. but it's for the best

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JACRsCRdqxM&NR=1&feature=fvwp"]YouTube - Great 911 phone call

i just laughed so much to this... wanted to share it with you... Happy New Year!!!

 

I wonder if they ever smoke again after all that?

 

a sneaky suspicion tells me, no?... lol

 

well I meant latter in life

 

we can only hope that they faced their downfalls and eventually found a way back to laughing at it all, as i/we just so unashamedly did...

 

That's right