Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

Fighting to get on trains - in London??? THAT'S hardly sporting!

 

I prefer doing it in empty aisles when Im one aisle ahead of a jerk

 

I think that farting is one of our most underused modes of social expression. I don't believe I've ever seen a single chapter devoted to it in the many books I've read on etiquette.

 

I was pushed over trying to get on a train in rush hour once, by a woman in her 50s or so. I avoid it now.

~ I bought some really nice sweets from a very nice shop, and I can't stop eating them.

 

I used to be that way too. Cursing at a slightly audible level helps. :2thumbsup:

I noticed that if a woman is blocking the way and won't move even if she sees you there, walking into her bag helps a lot. They get pissed off but I just keep walking.

 

RF: I'm hypoglycemic. Eating a box of sweets would probably kill me. I'm telling you this in strict confidence, because I know you would never use it against me.

 

during phantom of the opera at the pantages in toronto several stagehands were severely reprimanded for purpouly farting beside actors right before a cue when the actor could not leave the area,,,these guys actually ate pickled eggs and beans etc to power fart and would wait until a stagehand was abouit to do an important stage cue..like catching the chandelier..or moving rge candles..they would fart right beside you when you had to stand there and take it..it was horrible...they put up a no farting zone sign and called a complaint to the business agent after some actors complained

 

That's unfortunate, I have a habit of forcing people to eat sweets with me...

I am onto the chocolate coated dates now.

 

Life: You just can't make this stuff up.

 

i just posted a recipe/thread for easy fake truffles


is that last line a reference to black dudes?

 

Oh, I always walk into bags - usually because there is nowhere else to go. I was just brought up with good manners and to behave 'like a lady' which at times is bloody annoying.

 

a shopping cart in the achilles works awesome

 

It's sporting of you to warn me, at least. In the same spirit, I must inform you that lapsing into a hypoglycemic state frequently results in a sudden loss of anal sphincter control.

 

I just looked at that thread and they sounds lovely! Never seen Oreos over here though, so need to find an alternative.

Ha, no. Just plain old chocolate covered dates. Very nice, but also very sweet!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLB9QUgLl98"]YouTube - • Oreo UK Advert •

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/brands/oreo_in_Tesco.html

Try a supermarket.

 

after several hundred shows you are looking any where and every where to pass the boredom..the girl that played young ballerina in the production i did was a 15 year old neve campbell

 

I'm glad you asked this question, Rolling, because I too need some clarification here.

 

They are not in the paces I shop then. I don't know every item in the supermarket

 

Oh dear God...I was in a local theater production of South Pacific in 2002 - aside from the backstage flirting, the highlight for me was the scene where the sailors leave for battle - and hug all the nurses goodbye first. But if I had to do that 200 times...well, I suppose I'd be thinking up new things to say every time I hugged somebody...

 

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