Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

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deanna flew in here last night for a tryst...did it sound like her esp messages were being slammed up against a motel headboard? ....i kill myself lol:devil:

 

I went to check out the stores for sales

I came home with a years worth of toothpaste and some half price chocolates

 

Well sure SHE'S hot - she's wearing boots and gloves. That's cheating, innit?

 

so 1 tube?

 

no..4....two of the really good stuff and 2 cheap ones of close up for days when mint makes me feel like puking

 

Oh shit, Rolling - hey look, this is entirely my fault, I goaded you into this...you just don't realize how dangerous it is to let that woman into your bed...

Okay, now don't panic or anything, this may be a false alarm...it's just that - well, have you checked your scrotum lately? Deanna HAS been known to surgically remove men's balls while they're sleeping...frequently in fact...it's one of her little "games"...

Now that I think about it, she was saying something in my mind last night about adding to her collection - I didn't know what the hell she was talking about...

 

You're right...



...better?

 

I have spent the day trying to avoid them. I had to go into one shop as my friend wanted something and spent an hour being pushed and pulled in every direction by crazy sales shoppers.

 

Much more authentic. Now THAT'S what the Canadian travel brochures should show.

 

people tend to give me space..and move out of my way

sometimes when they stop and block the aisle I switch to my Frankenstein monster type blank face and its fun to see their reaction when they turn around and notice me waiting for them to move :mickey:

 

The other day at the mall with my kids I got weird looks when I said "Keep the herd moving, if you stop thats when the lions feed on the old and feeble!" as we were stuck in a human log jam. :2thumbsup:

 

i enjoy making cattle sounds when in a crowd at the mall....moooooooooooove....mooooooooooove

 

I was surprised in London the first time I accidentally bumped someone and said "Sorry," and the person answered, "I'm not." Then it happened again. Rush-hour London commuter humor.

 

I don't where that picture was taken, but if it was accurate, I'd be going outside a lot more often.

 

Ha! That's funny, my brother and I make sheep sounds all the time when we're in stores and/or malls, "Baaaaa, baaaaaaa!"

I thought for sure only we could be neurotic enough to do that

 

I used to do that exact same face to picky customers when I worked at Tim Hortons. I do it in stores as well.

 

People don't seem to move for others here, and I am too polite to walk into them if they don't move I have limits though, and when they are reached people should watch out!

I did buy some lovely things though, just not in the sales.

 

I enjoy farting in crowds.

Actually I just made that up. It wasn't me, really.

 

The rush hour is madness. People actually fight each other to get onto trains and lose any manners they may have had. It's horrible. I went to get the tube today, but after seeing hundreds of people waiting, I decided against it!

 

Yes - pissed off, you're liable to say something cuttingly passive-aggressive. And we all know how painful THAT can be.