Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

welcome :2thumbsup:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytu2AG7HwQk"]YouTube - lee evans - lost (sat nav)

I was at this show!

 

sunny day in town today..gonna go for a walk downtown to get a few stocking stuffers for the kid

 

I'm wrapping a present for my cousin with wood, screws and glue. It'll be nearly impossible for him to open.

 

You are such a devil.....

 

We always play pranks on eachother. Last Christmas he made a math test for me to pass and sent me on a treasure hunt to find my present. (he's a math teacher)

 

:thanks:

 

i bought a teether for the baby on account of her new chompers coming in..

 

I feel like theres a lightning storm going on in my lower spine

 

and the site is pretty slow at changing pages today

 

you a meat head. lol Ally cat says that. she learn that from eric.

we are getting together with my aunt. and she has not seen Izzy yet and she is already 8.5 months. I'm not sure about my grandparents. they don't want to see my dad at all. and my uncle dosen't even want him at their house. my uncle said to my aunt. do we really have to invite your brother up here?. my aunt lives in this log cabin house in the woods. hug place the x-mas decrations are so beautiful. I would love to get some good shots

 

I got cracker burn

 

My sister wanted me to send her b/f matt a nude photo I took of her years back I found. to funny

 

penaten cream works well for that

 

i deserve a nap...have a massive ham in the oven for dinner...gonna cover it in cloves...drown in corn syrup and coat with brown sugar...slow low bake for about 3 hours...plus carrots and potatoes

 

I hope everyone smells really fucking good .. load up on the perfuckingfume anf give us all migraines.. Thats what this fucking holifday is about. fn feed the fuck up with the stink of people ..

 

Gonna be Red Lobster fer dinner this eve, and of course, a beer...;-)

 

i dont like smelling anyones perfume from more than 18 inches max....i like it when for whatever reason you brush by a lady and she smells awesome without the stink of 'poison' or some other low budge crap

 

this is my eyeball right here

 

Lyrics to Dad's Gonna Kill Me :
(Richard Thompson)

Out in the desert there's a soldier lying dead
Vultures pecking the eyes out of his head
Another day that could have been me there instead
Nobody loves me here
Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
Dad's Gonna Kill Me

You hit the booby trap and you're in pieces
With every bullet your risk increases
Old Ali Baba, he's a different species
Nobody loves me here
Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
Dad's Gonna Kill Me

I'm dead meat in my HumV Frankenstein
I hit the road block, God knows I never hit the mine
The dice rolled and I got lucky this time

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
Dad's Gonna Kill Me

I've got a wife, a kid, another on the way
I might get home if I can live through today
Before I came out here I never used to pray
Nobody loves me here
Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me

Dad's in a bad mood, Dad's got the blues
It's someone else's mess that I didn't choose
At least we're winning on the Fox Evening News
Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
Dad's Gonna Kill Me

Dawn Patrol went out and didn't come back
Hug the wire and pray like I told you, Mac
Or they'll be shovelling bits of you into a sack

Dad's Gonna Kill Me.

And who's that stranger walking in my dreams
And whose that stranger cast a shadow 'cross my heart
And who's that stranger, I dare speak his name
Must be old Death a-walking
Must be old Death a-walking

Dad's Gonna Kill Me

7 muzzle monkeys standing in a row
Standing waiting for The Sandbox to blow
Sitting targets in the wild west show

Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me

Another angel got his wings this week
Charbroiled with his own Willie Pete
Nobody's dying if you speak double-speak

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
(Richard Thompson)

Out in the desert there's a soldier lying dead
Vultures pecking the eyes out of his head
Another day that could have been me there instead
Nobody loves me here
Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
Dad's Gonna Kill Me

You hit the booby trap and you're in pieces
With every bullet your risk increases
Old Ali Baba, he's a different species
Nobody loves me here
Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
Dad's Gonna Kill Me

I'm dead meat in my HumV Frankenstein
I hit the road block, God knows I never hit the mine
The dice rolled and I got lucky this time

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
Dad's Gonna Kill Me

I've got a wife, a kid, another on the way
I might get home if I can live through today
Before I came out here I never used to pray
Nobody loves me here
Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me

Dad's in a bad mood, Dad's got the blues
It's someone else's mess that I didn't choose
At least we're winning on the Fox Evening News
Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me
Dad's Gonna Kill Me

Dawn Patrol went out and didn't come back
Hug the wire and pray like I told you, Mac
Or they'll be shovelling bits of you into a sack

Dad's Gonna Kill Me.

And who's that stranger walking in my dreams
And whose that stranger cast a shadow 'cross my heart
And who's that stranger, I dare speak his name
Must be old Death a-walking
Must be old Death a-walking

Dad's Gonna Kill Me

7 muzzle monkeys standing in a row
Standing waiting for The Sandbox to blow
Sitting targets in the wild west show

Nobody loves me here

Dad's Gonna Kill Me

Another angel got his wings this week
Charbroiled with his own Willie Pete
Nobody's dying if you speak double-speak

Dad's Gonna Kill Me