Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

Condoms are only needed if you actually have someone willing to have sex with you. I'm sure you don't have any need for them

 

My stepson is planning a four-month moped trip around the US with a friend next year.

 

fucking brake line is rotted through on a bend...i think its gonna be a replaced section if not the entire thing...i might be posting way more for about a month...humbug

 

I just got one of those replaced recently. The previous owner had apparently replaced a section of the line - spliced it in with connectors. The mechanic showed it to me and told me that was illegal in Massachusetts. I said it wasn't me - they can't find MY DNA on it.

 

my mouth is on fire, it's pretty awesome.

 

how much money...

 

My Bravada won't back up. I think the reverse gear is busted.

 

warm it and check the fluid level

if that desnt help and its full ..figure out a way to remove a quart and then add a quart of Lucas no-slip and go for a drive

if that doesnt help youre screwed

 

it legal here if they used double flares...proper steel line and proper connectors..

if they used the compression fittings that use brass ferrules that is illegal and very dangerous

 

Will do and thanks for the honesty...lol.

 

Took a walk with hubby, its cold out there...

 

It's Christmas Eve in three hours!!!!!!

 

Here its only 4:15pm... I still got awhile to go..

 

last resort is going to a transmission place and getting an estimate..some will check things for free..you wouldnt be that screwed if they say its broke inside just find a cheap place to put in a used one

bravadas are usually fully loaded and worth repairing...

 

I think something magical is going to happen ..

 

Santa???

I just had to wash my little ones paws, because they were too sticky from their fruit and he was pulling his bedding all over the house.

 

I was speaking long the lines of an orgasm... santa is cumming..

 

I accidently sold my japanese jeep today....;-0

 

I realize were all a bunch of stoners, but how in the hell do you 'accidently' sell your jeep?

 

maybe the insurance company bought it?