Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

its funny..

record little man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ymf114YtI&feature=grec_index"]YouTube - World's Shortest Man Measures 27.46 Inches Tall

 

Is That Sort Of The Same As Being "Cockblocked"....



Cheers Glen.

 

two people coming to buy 2 different things tomorrow..Ill be surprised if even one shows up

 

no its a little different...works great for firefox users once you figure out how to use the custom filters to just block each ad or picture individually

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865/

 

I"m high. I smoke before and now I
m up. was sleeping then woke up. now watching one for the road. where becky get's drunk

 

I'm eating cold pizza and watching how its made...

 

dough a pizza.. a female pizza, pie I like to Eat in bed..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UyEkv1APmI&feature=related"]YouTube - do ray me

 

I'm Eating Stone Cold Chinese Left Over From Lunch, And Wondering How

Anybody Could Make Something So Bad....



Cheers Glen.

 

Because there is at least one person willing to eat it most likely... lol

 

Twas Wrong Of Me To Blame The Meal....

I Suddenly Had A "Snack Attack" And Halfway Through Eating It I Posed The Question

To Myself........GLEN Why Didn't You Give It A Few Seconds In The Mickie Wave...????

It May Come As A Complete Surprise To 99% Of Readers, But There Are Times When

GLEN Does Dumb Things......



Cheers Glen.

 

I hear that will happen...

after a certain age...

Not of course to suggest that you blew past that age 5 or 6 times... :sunny:

 

HARK..!!..What Is That Creaking Sound I Hear........Tis The Sound Of Very Thin

Ice Cracking Under C.Ts Skates....



Cheers Glen.

 

i'm listening to the dennis miller radio show...he always sounds really buzzed out

 

im stoned.. im so tired of people mopping (droopy) around.. they make me lazy, I hate people like that. Seem to be the ones that complain the most about how nothing get s done. but they dont move around. i wish they would discover meth sometimes.

 

i want a sleigh to fly into my anus

 

mope...mope around....or is it spelled moap?like soap...rope or soap..gimme some dope my favorite color isnt taupe

 

If I May Be Permitted To Say So, That Is A Very Bizzare Random Fact....

Would You Be So Kind As To Furnish Us With More Details....



Cheers Glen.

 

well ill get on the roof, squirt some lube into my anus, position myself doggy style, and wait..

 

dont say it glen

 

My Lips Are Sealed...



Cheers Glen.