Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

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  1. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    If you can't understand the English, you'll love the thick accents found in parts of the U.K's celtic regions!

    As for the hamburger, you probably confused everyone. A hamburger is ham in a bun, right???? We have beef burgers, but i'm not sure about ham :rolleyes:
     
  2. rollingalong

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    i read all of you uk people like you are sean connery...even the girls...except lilla...i put john cleeses voice for her



    and ya..i pull in my spot and i can see this guy is purpously walking toward me to look for the pass on the dash...usually people see it and walk away...thats what i do when i see a car pull into a handicap spot that i want..check for the pass...nothing wrong with looking...this guy looks at the pass and says''you are not handicapped'' in a snotty voice....suffice to say i did not hold back...i already wanted to run a cable truck off the road in payback for my internet being down so he was in the wrong place at the wrong time
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    the one I have now survived a trip through the washer and dryer...I immediately pulled out the battery and left it above the woodstove for a few days

    the camera part stopped working a few days after though
     
  4. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Who'll pay for the attorney for the arraignment? Don't look at me...
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    I would have simply asked for a copy of his doctors license since hes obviously a great doctor who can diagnose things visually in 5 seconds :bobby:
     
  6. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    A Yorkshire accent is English? I suppose it bears some resemblance. :D

    Hamburger was actually on the menu - but what I got was an amazingly thin patty - presumably ground beef - that appeared to have been breaded and deep-fried, inside a thin-sliced bun, with nothing else in it. It wasn't bad, just weird. ;)
     
  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    The sheer entertainment factor might just make that the best money spent. :)

    Can't leave those fellows in jail!
     
  8. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I stopped my workout, didn't feel well. I never usually do that.
     
  9. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    We're having authentic mexican tacos for Christmas dinner tonight. I made sure to get serrano peppers for the salsa. If my nose doesn't start running it won't be hot enough.

    Also, if people aren't coughing with their eyes burning while I'm making the salsa it won't be hot enough.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    I laugh at myself way too often
     
  11. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    What would really be entertaining would be to have them represent themselves at the arraignment. :D
     
  12. ChronicTom

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    Let them hell... I insist!
     
  13. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    That's a big job - you should delegate some of that work.
     
  14. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    I had a feeling you'd say that. :D

    I can see it - you bombarding the judge with logical arguments, while Rollingalong tries sweet-talking and making deals...
     
  15. rollingalong

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    internet is back.....gonna phone them later and insist on some kind of payback...i am gonna say they made me blow my whole day,xmas plans,handicap card,snow dangers.40k drive to the library,gonna make it sound like they ruined my entire life even caused a marriage break up and missed flight etc etc etc ...i bet i get at least 50 dollars off this months bill plus some movies free
     
  16. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    That sounds like something I would do.....:)
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont forget to report that :D
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    when my internet started losing connection too often I changed companies and its been fine ever since
     
  19. Keenman

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    With that kind of sweet talk, I believe remand will be the only option.
     
  20. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    to be fair..this is the first time it was more than a couple minutes
     
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