Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

lol one day, we have to go to a bar together...

 

I will happily accept this blame.

 

my bar at the top of the forum just changed a bit

 

and now it changed again...someone is tinkering with forum templates or whatever

 

It's changed twice so far.

 

whoever it is, please change this ghey colour.

 

Ah. So you said, "Let us simply cease conversing altogether then, shall we?"

 

I have a crap accent, it would disappoint the whole lot of you.

 

Indeed; one must remain polite

I am off into the snow now, this should be interesting!

 

I noticed that too.

I found my cell phone. I left it in a really dumb place.

 

You can probably guess mine.

 

It's always nice when someone gives you the opportunity to sharpen your tongue on them, innit?

 

in the fridge?

 

Advance warning please so that I am prepared to post bail.

 

did you have the four wheeler in the truck?

 

Nope, outside on the railing of the bridge that goes over the pond.

 

did it get wet?

 

My ex-wife and I stopped at a roadside eatery in Yorkshire. I could barely understand what the server was saying, and when I was ordering my food, she squinted at my mouth.

Real English food on that menu - blood pudding, kidney pie, etc. I ordered a hamburger. Weirdest hamburger I've ever eaten...

 

awesome... bail money... now we can really go nuts!!!

 

Probably, but it still works luckily.