Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

Fire! Fire! Hehehehe

 

Well, I got the presents I was looking for....paid too much for them, but I'd rather get something quality.

 

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I am finally dressed and almost ready to leave the house. I want cocktails!!

 

I wonder if Tipsy knows her sig is an advertisement for some site that resizes pictures

 

Someone took my snowman away

 

all I smell is old skunky gas from a snowblower fuel tank that I just washed out with hotwater and hung over the woodstove


and my own coffee breath :ack2:

 

the cow is back now

 

My stepson is arriving home today from Iowa. He's been working with Americorps, doing disaster recovery work for FEMA.

 

Did I say something wrong?

 

He had to come back between it didn't seem to let me have the other one.

I just got changed and put on a dress. I blame Imaginary for making me a girl..

 

I didn't want to say anything...

 

I think I prefer the smell of roasting chicken....

 

Someone made fun of my accent earlier.

 

Lemme beat him up for ya, Tipsy...

 

Probably best that you didn't.

 

me too

 

And you said, "Ah dinae ASK yer opinion, ya wee fuckin' shiter!"

 

No, I don't have much of a Scottish accent unless I am in Scotland - then it seems to come back a little. I have spent most of my life in England.

 

fucking cable,internet and phone are all out in my town.so i am in a bad mood kinda.at the library...some older dude made the huge mistake of trying to confront me about my handicap parking pass...poor fucker is never going to publicly question anyone about anything ever again cause oi gave him a tongue lashing that he will never recover from....i even pulled out a few expletives and at the end said 'merry fuckin christmas you miserable old fuck'...it was like scrooge himself tried to fuck me over