Random Facts...XLVI.

Look, we all masturbate. You don't need to broadcast it.

 

Seen a shop sign that read, everything you want, for a pound.
Something tells me if i took more than one item to the till, even if i wanted all the items, i wouldnt get them for a pound!

 

If you have both book smarts and street smarts then you are set ^_^

A little common sense is usually what it takes then life will teach you what you need to know but you also need ambition

 

this damn snow and it's still coming down. I shovel the walk way and my back is killing me. just trying too help my mom out but I really shouldn't be doing that with how easy it is too throw my back out

 

RANDOM fact
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

big deal.

 

I always pass the king of hearts in hearts unless I only got a few hearts and I'm long in another suit. The queen of spades always gotta go so I know where that bitch is..I'm not good enough to try shooting the moon somebody will make sure they take at least one heart

Spades

 

I have to check the check-in time for the hotel im staying at
edit: just found out the subway goes right from the stadium to the brewery. Woohoo!!

 

Hope you have a good time. How are they doing?

 

Bueno brand Tamales just aren't as good as they used to be

 

Im wondering who they are.

 

tweedily dumb and tweedily dee LOL

 

Coca-Cola would be green if the food colourant wasn't added.

 

spent the night at my sisters house watching my nieces today they better behave lol

 

being on the night shift we do all the cleaning work...with the holiday we are not needed so im off till tuesday night. but the day shift guys only have sunday off. i win this round...as long as i work on saturday next week to make up for 8 lost hours.

 

Good friday, can be good friday if you plan it well!

 

random fact...caramel coloring does not taste like caramel

i cant attest to that personally :ack2:

 

Apparently Cheese Whiz is grey before it's coloured. Yum...

 

My grandaughter loves cheese and onion crisp buttys...i say yuk! Yet i like cheese and onion buttys!

 

I have more serious problems...

 

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