Random Facts...XLVI.

stinkbugs didnt ,, doubt the groundhogs have.. The skunks are tired of winter already and out in full force. opossum babies I see out back my yard today..

 

I wish the same for the chipmunks. I HATE them. They tear up my flower beds and have already been ripping through my pansies. As soon as it gets just a little bit warmer, I'll be seeing holes where flowers once were. Yep, I hellhate them.

I don't know why the 2 outside cats don't kill them! They kill other wild life...so what's the deal with that.

 

Every once in a while i hear screaching in the attic. It sounds like a fight going on between the animals that find a way in. Over 99% of the time its either birds mice or squirrels. Dont know who is fighting who though.

 

Last night one of the cats left a gift for the dogs; right out where the dogs play so I know it was for them. If it had been for me they'd have left it by the door. When I found the parts I thought it was a squirrel but on closer inspection I saw that it was a rat.

 

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Danny...the kid from The Shining is currently a biology teacher at a community college in Elizabethtown, Kentucky.

 

I watched that movie last night.

 

Toby is dancing. Time to get out the bread.

 

Kurt Cobain's middle name was Donald.

 

My psychiatrist is a moron.

 

Two psychiatrists are passing each other in the hall, one says to the other, "Hello," and the other one thinks, 'I wonder what he meant by that.'

 

I'm thinking of trying to become homosexual.

 

Be careful where you try. You might get the bums rush.

 

Kneel...And you will believe.

 

I heard the French call WiFi "wifi" as in "Wiffy".

 

i just took a piss while eating a banana

it just didnt feel right

 

a friend of a friend once had a psychiatrist called Doctor Strange.

rf: going to attempt quitting smoking tomorrow for the 99th time.

As my mate says, I think I've got 2 chances, Bob Hope and no hope.

 

I had a Psychiatrist called Dr Payne.

I've tried to quit smoking hundreds of times.Tried everything.Am currently alternating between e-cig and the occasionally roll up.It really is a bitch...Good luck.

 

thanks for the good luck, I'll need it

 

I don't remember where I put the energy drink I just bought