Random Facts...XLVI.

Some were incontinent.

 

some were just out there

 

Some were out to lunch

 

Some were distracted by girls

 

Fact- The first girl I can ever remember having a crush on, I was 4 or 5 years old, her name was Sara. She was the daughter of the pastor at the church my mom dragged me to. They moved away after about a year or less and I was kinda bummed.

 

I defended a girls honor on the way home from kindergarten. After class obviously

 

Ideally I would like to see Sunday become a day of rest again. It's just become another, though shortened, day to shop. It should be a day for families to bond, people to relax with friends and loved ones and slow down a little before returning to the capitalist cogwheel. We've completely lost what it means to truly slow down and smell the whatever floats your boat. No, no...that's what the two weeks, if they give you that, a year is for...

Unfortunately capitalism doesn't devolve. Sunday business is here to stay.

 

I've decided to make today one of my laziest ever.

 

Hope it's not too strenuous

 

Yep shopping for ease.

 

Down with the callendar

except in the case of draining pasta

 

Monday to Friday is draining enough.

 

You want to fast as well?

 

No thanks. I don't like living in denial.

 

no work?

 

I work. If that's what you mean?

 

On the sabbath? Teasing about living in denial.

 

i went to american craft council exhibition this morning.. scared lots of old ladies and dumbfounded a few imbeciles.

 

Aah, gotchya. I have had to work on Sunday, more often than not. I don't like doing it, but I also don't like having no income. It's a somewhat unfortunate position to be forced into again. First world problems...

In a not quite unrelated fact, I once lied in an interview about my religion. At the time I had a beard that was about 5-6 inches long, chest length.. Anyway, the employer basically stated that I would have to shave unless it was a "religious beard." I said, "It is." To which he replied," Oh. I thought you might be Jewish..."

I'm not, but I got the job and didn't have to shave. And he wasn't the first to presume I'm Jewish.