Random Facts XLV

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  1. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    how bout your prostate?? can you reach it? i still dont know what mine is even for :(
     
  2. Aerianne

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    Isn't biking supposed to be really bad for the prostate?
     
  3. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    you should see my taint.. it is built like a tank
     
  4. GLENGLEN

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    I Slapped You Alright, Right At The Top Of Your Rep Page...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. Tyrsonswood

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    After reading these last several posts I sure am glad I've been staying out of this thread......


    Oops, just stepped in it.
     
  6. machinist

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    this is what happens when its raining outside and i am here to rape and pillage on hf.
     
  7. Tyrsonswood

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    See how you are?
     
  8. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    i know.. this is like a dominance type of thing.. see if we were gay i'd be the bear.. you'd be the bottom.. but i'd have to be more than 15 percent gay to do that.

    i'm starting to come down off that junkfood high. i need to go to the store and get a monster coffee energy
     
  9. Aerianne

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    and condoms. not sure who's gonna let you top them otherwise.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    i never did finish the bed i was making

    now im forced to because i just tossed the old one out and sleeping on a mattress on the floor with my back the way it is aint gonna last long
     
  11. machinist

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    tripping balls on shrooms i put my mattress and box springs on the floor and i've slept as such ever since.
     
  12. machinist

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    just got back from the store i got oranges, carrot juice, and fresh mahi mahi
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    i dont have a box spring...the stairway is too small for queen box...just getting a queen mattress down here was a chore in itself
     
  14. machinist

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    mine was on some metal rails that were practically falling apart. i'm all like wtf is this i ripped it out and threw em outside. loaded up took em to the recycler the next day.
     
  15. machinist

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    this carrot juice has me coming down nicely. its good. sweet and earthy.
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

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    i like watching people try to drill holes in bed rails :rofl:
     
  17. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Sitting watching dog the bounty hunter this dude is a joke
     
  18. machinist

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    plastics and non-ferrous metals will grab a drill in a deep hole and break it off. what you can do is grind one side of the bit so that the point is off-center creating a hole larger than the bit, thus preventing grabbing. so remember that next time.
     
  19. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    some shelf thing kinda fell on a customer at work today.
    she came back 15 minutes later and suddenly had back and arm pain
     
  20. Tyrsonswood

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    After 15 minutes...... Hmmmmm
     
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