Random Facts The "Worldwide Edition" XLV.

no doubt the kids would love it, some of the grumpier neighbors not so much.

 

if you've seen super bad youll understand this..

 

Erotica, is not classed as porn

 

Weiners of the boner butt

 

I guess you should inform every dictionary author on the face of the earth then because some would disagree and say erotica is/can be absolutely porn


http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pornography
por·nog·ra·phy

noun \-fē\



1
: the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
2
: material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement

3
: the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction <the pornography of violence>

 

just because the word erotic is used in defining porn doesn't mean erotica is porn

 

new frame

 

the definition of erotica according to some free online dictionary is
creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic worth other than to stimulate sexual desires

 

There is an author I used to enjoy reading until her writing has turned into about 100% erotica...which when reading I surely considered porn!

 

looking at those pedals makes my feet hurt

looking at those handle bars makes my back hurt

looking at that seat makes my nuts hurt

 

your moms seat makes my nuts hurt

 

And The Very Thought Of Your Fat Ass Makes The Bike Hurt....



Cheers Glen.

 

lol . i think the wheels have a 200 lb weight limit

 

my bike has a huge seat

 

huge soft seats cause lots of friction. my sit bones nestle nicely lifting everything else up and i don't have all my weight on my ass.. its actively engaged and a lot of it is going into the pedals.

 

Guys love talking about cars, bikes, and their ass, but will only admit their ass is big, to another guy!

 

well i dont have a big ass. the only thing big on me is my nose, belly, feet and fingers...and you know what having big feet and fingers means...

 

Big shoes and gloves needed....

Given the chance, most women would eat chocolate, rather than have sex...
Guys! Chocolate!@!

 

got my zombie infection today

they insisted on calling it a flu shot though

 

I can top that BBAD, I think I've gotten a case of the Flu. No shot yet, maybe that why....