random facts the boring edition

sometimes when im in the shower and i drop my soap i think, damn im glad im not in prison right now.

 

I'm wearing my favourite skirt today (that's the one I'm wearing in my sig pic )

 

just got portal 2

 

We're having spaghetti Bolognese for supper this evening

 

the first time I saw a rooster pounce on a hen I thought he was trying to hurt her....I ran in the house to tell my daughter....she says ''dad thats how chickens do it...its normal''

for anyone who has never seen it...the rooster jumps on the back of the hen and pins her head down to the ground with his beak while he does his thing...a few pumps and its over.......

it looks violent to the unprepared eye.....
whole scenario takes maybe 5 seconds....

often if there is a second rooster it will wait for the first rooster to finish and then jump on for sloppy seconds

 

almost makes me want to get a rooster just to see, but i could never deal with the noise they make.

 

at 5 months old a rooster can crow loud enough and often enough to be heard well over a kilometer away.....I hear roosters on a farm on the next road over....way over 1k....they have to hear mine too.....

they start from inside the coop well before daybreak and then periodically throughout the day for long periods

today my egg with breakfast was still warm from being laid 30 minutes earlier

 

today at breakfast this egg was still warm getting laid 30 minutes earlier.


heyo!

 

I love blueberry waffles

 

took me a second to get this but goddamned once I did it made me giggle

nevermind the waffles....whats going on with the missing and possibly dead uncle?.the one you are not very close to but seem worried about?

did the grand daughter reply?....my guess is she didn't think facebook was the way to stay close to a dying relative......generally people actually go the hospital?.....update please

 

i slept in big time...not feeling well at all /

 

probably took you so long because i missed the word 'from', lol

 

I didn't even notice....I likely mentally inserted it

lol....mentally inserted it....get it?

 

I often think there are a few nuts on here, that live on a totaly different planet! I still think it!!
You guys are off your trollies!

 

My planet was destroyed 64.7 million years ago.

I've been here (on your planet) since then, conducting science experiments.

RF;BE: I've had Mexican food three times in a row in the last 24 hours.

No heartburn whatsoever to report..

 

Haha...see exactly what i mean?

 

doing the washing up oh joy

 

just had a strange bit of deja vu

 

Just took the pork out the oven...put the roastys in, yum yum!

 

I just finished mopping the kitchen floor...