random facts six

i dont wear striped shirts

 

Its a little cool here this morning...Up early...the little one will be here in a little while...BBAD you must like stripes or is that your prison uniform...

 

my girlfriend and my best friend from back home came to visit me on sunday. its a 3 1/2 hour drive here and 3 1/2 back.

 

i had to talk on the phone to my dog yesterday, so that he'd let the lodger out my flat...

 

ez mac seems to be the official food of college. its what everyone here eats all the time.

 

what kind of dog...and how did you train it to dial the phone

 

The little one fell asleep around noon and he's still asleep....I just finished watching the movie "Knowing"... I didn't like the ending....

 

Today is cold...I had to dig out some flannel

 

this kind of dog...

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and he didn't need training for that.... don't dogs have mobiles in Canada?

 

on the same day... it was Sunday... i was in a headshop with my daughter and my grandaughter... i accidently said "where's the snake gone?.... oh yes... it's in my Arse"....

make of that what you will, but it was a genuine mistake (i have a problem saying the right words sometimes... i say words like "fridge" and "Arsenal" and "banana")... on this occassion the mistake word that came out instead of bag, was "Arsenal" and i just stopped too soon.... soon as i realised i was saying the wrong word... wish i'd finished the word now.... my daughter and my grandaughter understand what happens, and often piss themselves laughing... but others just think i'm mad..... understandable.... but it is a bit frustrating :banghead:

 

looks like my sisters catahoula mountain dog

reminds me of the time i said to my ex wife,''i love you baby'' but what i meant to say was ''you are slowly sucking out my will to live you psycho c-nt''

random fact..i am 49 and 352 over 365

 

I am really craving Edo..
and smartfood popcorn.
and weed.
fuckkkk. haha

 

no..not just you..at one time my sis had 6 dogs 2 horses 12 chickens a goat and several cats...she has reduced way down though

random fact...rollingalongs sister is married to an english dude named mick that looks like roger daltry and lived most of his life in england travelling around in a caravan of punkish gypsy sorta hippyish types in vans and buses abusing englands 'dole' and being anti monarchists and borderline anarchists and he has a thousand great stories from that time...they met while they were on the stones tour...he,a truck driver and she ,workin for the band...they live here now

 

i am so shit when it comes to technology

 

whats the problem?

 

random fact: i am the problem

 

I cant stand the sound of a smoke detector

 

random fact...my African friend made amazing roti tonight ,he can speak 5 languages including Swahili