Random Facts LVII

ah shit, here we go

 

I could probably get her to help you with your issues too, if you like.

 

there is a song for every occasion ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqQ01RduIw"]John Martyn - I Don't Want To Know

 

Okay...




Would you leave a kid with this guy? Ever?


I mean seriously!


I never even had kids and I know better...

 

Exactly my feelings.

:love:

 

hahahaha yeah, no

 

RF: I've been dreaming for the last few nights that the young guy I recently hooked up with was trying to call me. But tonight, instead of going like "wtf is he calling?" and flushing the call as usual, I picked up the phone and talked to him for what seemed to be a long time. Weird shit.

 

Does your boyfriend know about this young guy?
:sultan:

 

Cheaters are pretty much the lowest of the low

 

Except maybe for nipple-rippers?

 

My crazy plan hasn't worked out exactly like I'd hoped...

 

So the Parliament building is still standing then?

 

I'm still waiting for the day you say something funny

 

Hey look kids, there's Big Ben,

 

I'm not sure what you mean, Tipsy - did you think I was trying to make a joke? I'm a very serious guy!

 

Which shoe does he keep the House of Lords in?

 

Not the word I'd use.

 

What word, you mean "guy?" I thought we had already established that I do in fact possess bollocks...you DID say something about kicking them...