Random Facts LVII

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by zengizmo, Nov 12, 2012.

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  1. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I can't help but laugh that one of my ex's was just burned by another girlfriend, claiming he'll "never change" for the exact reasons that I said he'd never change...

    I doubt he'll finally find it in himself to quit being a dicktard...
     
  2. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Dicktard? Is that better or worse than a fucktard?
     
  3. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Paris Roxanne
     
  4. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    Feeling a little ill, yeah.
    Strange thoughts keep coming into my head too :-/
     
  5. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Dicktard is equal-to or better than fucktard.

    Like fucktard, dicktard rolls off the tongue easily, as does douche monkey, butt fungus, and shit potato.
     
  6. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    I just came back from a psychiatrist visit my family doctor sent me to. I'm really surprised he didn't try to push any drugs on me at all.
     
  7. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    So what are these reasons that warrant such loss of compassion?

    :)
     
  8. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Do tell! Maybe I could help with those thoughts! :sultan:

    Oh God, I am in awe of you...you have significantly increased my lexicon in a single post and those are such good words! Butt fungus...oooohhh yeah, I gotta find a way to use that one asap!

    Why would your family doctor send you to a shrink?
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i should open a store

    i bought something for $3...listed it for $75...and the first person to come offered $50 and thought it was an awesome deal lol
     
  10. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Why not skies the limit
     
  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    The floor is wet
     
  12. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    when have you ever known me to be compassionate? :tongue:
     
  13. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Are you asking about the mechanics of the health system in canada, or the reason? The reason is, obviously, I'm crazy....

    I dunno youve always been nice to me thankfully
     
  14. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    If you were crazy the doc would have given you some meds.
     
  15. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    i got a scanner today.. im so excited.. it just makes me wanna scan everything.. lol
     
  16. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Like a barcode scanner??
    Or.. Police scanner??

    :confused:
     
  17. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Im listening to my entire mp3 list of songs in order at work. I have been for a couple of months now. I am currently on "Its always something"
     
  18. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    no like a photocopy thingy..
     
  19. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Makes sense. He said I have traits of ADD OCD and a tic thing which happen together often.

    I wish I would have known my constant sniffling was a tic before I went and got unnecessary surgery though. That being said, I'm going to try really hard to get rid of that, it's annoying for the people around me :(

    Scan your butt
     
  20. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    im trying eggnog for the first time ever..

    it kinda sucks.. lol
     
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