Random facts about yourself VIII

happy st patricks day

 

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone...

Random Fact....Today his my dad's birthday.

I killed me a mole yesterday...It was in my flower bed...

Going to be in the 60's here today...

 

See its not just an Irish thing


I was drunk as shit last night, starting again in a few minutes, going down to the offy for a slab

 

It's taken over the world

 

my cat kills a shrew a day and sometimes brings me a bird too

 

That's nature... animal kills animal.

A person hurts an animal and I will kill them

 

....:hide:

 

here farmers shoot first and harvest crops later..

even organic farms use Smith and Wesson pest control

 

I hate moles gettin' into my garden and flower beds. They can really tear up a yard also....I killed it with a shovel...

The sun has finally came out, going to be a great day...

 

I caught a rat in a trap once, but it wasn't dead. I felt sorry for it so I shot in the head with a BB gun 5 times to put it out of it's misery but it still wasn't dead. I finally resorted to cutting it's head off with a shovel. It probably would have been more humane to do nothing.

 

make a note to never help me out by putting me out of my misery...

 

That's awkward.

 

I really can't think of anything to say

Just stay away from me!

 

the canadian dollar is reaching parody with the yank buck

 

I once shot a rabbit that was in my garden with a BB gun. I just thought it would sting it and scare it away. But it killed it. I felt terrible about it, because they are so cute. My dog ate the dead rabbit.

 

I'm sorry

 

Yeah, I don't like killing things either, but I will if I have to like if a critter is eating my garden.

My dog ate a bunch of baby bunnies one time.

 

I kill chipmunks and shoot pellets at cats...I can't stand the smell of cats spraying piss all over the place on my stuff.I would use a .22 but there's too many neighbors

I have been looking for a cheap cat trap so I could just take them into someone elses neighborhood

 

In college one of my roomates was shooting rocks at people with a sling shot so someone called the police. When the police came we let them into the house and all the cops were convinced that I was the guilty one because my face was blushing. So they searched my entire room looking for a BB gun. Everyone called me the "BBbandit" after that.