Random facts about yourself VII

No..but If they bug me...they get charged more...and if they complain then next time I say I'm too busy ..go somewhere else....and they know they will get ripped off somewhere else so they learn to not bug me

 

GOODBYE MOM
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>>A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him
around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
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>>She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like
my late son."
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>>He answered, "That's okay."
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>>"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the
store, it would make me feel so happy."
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>>She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the
store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
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>>The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
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>>Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to
pay for his groceries.
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>>"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
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>>"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."
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>>The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
>>You'd be paying for her things, too."
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>>
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Hubby didn't have to work today because its Veterans Day...he's out splitting firewood...I just got the other pile he split stacked yesterday...now I'll have another big pile to stack... I just can't keep up....
Random Fact...I smashed my thumb stacking wood yesterday....

 

beer run song....youtube link

 

Random fact...I totally forgot today is Remembrance Day until CGirl mentioned it

 

Yeah me too, you just reminded me! :tongue:

Random fact: I like my new job pretty much.

 

not me...i even stood in my living room at 11 am

 

I lost an ebay auction last week and found the exact same item for sale again and this time I won it for $12....the first one sold for 26$ so Im glad I missed it

 

not bad but i think it was 26 bucks well spent
yours must be used

 

:smilielol5:!!! thanks for making me

 

:smilielol5:

Random Fact: ROLLINGALONG keeps me smiling... it just has to be said!!! :cheers2:

 

RF this is a joke
Too, too funny !!!


Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!....She bought an air conditioner.
"

2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
them new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes
put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change,
and I found 6 condoms in thar."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker."

 

I dropped a piece of wood on my foot yesterday....ouch!!! and I still have more wood to stack....Hubby bought himself a new woodsplitter...Its going to be in the 50's here today...
Random Fact....I'll be stackin' wood again today....

P.S. Rollin' I like your jokes...

 

random fact...I dont have enough wood for the whole winter

 

more people are injured in wood stacking accidents than in meth lab incidents
its a random fact

 

random fact: i hope countrygirls foot gets better soon, and that she is more careful tomorrow...

 

Crayola means “oily chalk.” The name is derived from the French words “craie”, or “chalk,” and “ola,” an abbreviation for “oleaginous,” or “oily.”

 

random fact...I hate the way the thread starter left out the "about yourself" part when they reposted this thread

 

:iamwithstupid:

 

Heres another fact...I'm gonna change the title