random facts about yourself game thread thirteen

You're welcome...for making me sleep on a bench.

 

Remember what I said yesterday :toetap05:

 

You guys like being me feel bad right?!

 

I dunno why you both don't just go out and actually talk about it in person- you're both in the same city, after all.

 

I don't, actually

You said many, many things!

 

Communication problems, my phone has been a right **** over here, takes me about 10 tries to call people and I don't know what's wrong since I can't even see the screen on it.

Have you actually tried calling me yet!? I have to get off here in 10 minutes.

 

That's the problem - I'm not in London!

If I was, then there would be no problem at all.

 

Ah, bitchin'

well good luck with whatever you end up doing, man.

 

I don't need luck, I have half a bottle of jaeger and £100 in my sock






Actually yeah I could do with a bit of luck

Edit: and ffs CAN YOU TRY CALLING ME?

 

I sometimes think I need a new head and heart

 

My neighbor lost an envelop with a thousand dollors cash in it and finally found it at the bottom of his trash can right before the garbage man came. Lucky man.

 

My Shar-Pei has a taste for cat poop.

 

I'm wearing my glasses after about 8 months and I don't think they work any more. Now, I have to go and buy some more

 

I just made a birthday visit to a friend who turned 86 today

 

My day totally rocks!

I woke up late and baked some cupcakes, then spent the afternoon painting in my studio, taking breaks once in a while to smoke weed and chill to the music. Once back home, I decorated the cupcakes and ordered a pizza for dinner. Now all I have to do is chill out while waiting for my man and dinner to come over. Oh yeah.

 

It's my birthday tomorrow, so I think I'm going to take some time to sit back and imagine the whole of the united states having a massive celebration on my birthday, and pretend that they're just doing it for me

 

When I'm setting off my m-80s I'll be thinking of you.

 

I don't want my birthday to come; I'm going to be old

 

I wouldn't have it any other way

 

my english brother in law apologized to me for something he did 4 years ago.......he spent alot of his life squatting in every famous squat in the uk...travelling around in buses and trucks ..even one spot where everyone is in teepees...i think he said that one is in whales?

my sister met him while they were both on tour with the stones