random facts about yourself game thread thirteen

im fed up of this damn phone..i cant sit down and rest for two minutes without some ass calling

I think today will be a charge double day

 

thanks for your concern over my loosing my brakes..

 

This might not be a good day to call up BBAD and chat!.....

I need to pack, but I have a bad case of the lazyass goin on!...

 

TODAY'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:

My spirit guide Deanna, who told me last Saturday to leave her alone, thus casting me into the pit of depression, responded to my email last night.

She's just a big tease - or as I prefer to call her, a little shit.

 

trade in that piece of shit for something decent


there...problem solved :coffee:

 

arty:

 

my spirit guides itself :coffee:

 

So does mine - my spirit guide Deanna is just fulfilling my requests - trouble is, getting what I want seems to involve going through major shit most of the time.

 

I am having an interesting lunch tomorrow with an ex Catholic Priest. I'm actually slightly excited

 

:hurray:

 

It would be even MORE exciting if he was STILL a priest - wouldn't it?

 

Well, he's a C of E Vicar now

 

i just slapped and killed two flies fucking doggy style

 

It would be a bigger deal if it was missionary style.

 

I guess that's still pretty holy then...just no pope and more sex...well, more hetero non-pedophile sex anyway...

 

Was the slap to add insult to being killed? Why didn't you just kill them. Did you do it because they were fucking?

 

in my town the spirit guide is the local drug dealer

 

My random fact is I am totally and utterly pissed as shit.

 

I've gotten some spirit guidance from a vodka bottle on lots of occasions.

 

That's one of my most frequent states... I could help you work it into a real rage if you tell me what's pissing you off.