random facts about yourself game thread thirteen

How so?

 

Interesting and nice

 

I never receive interesting phone calls.

 

I promise, I did not eat the kitty, don't even have a kitty....

I did find some cereal tho for breakfast....

 

I'm relieved

 

I can proudly say I have been a vegetarian for many years...;-)

I gotta go weed out some of my gardens, got the lazies at the moment tho...;-)

 

I like eating pussy in the morning. Thats what I had for breakfast yesterday.
Breakfast of aspiring dirty old men everywhere.

 

I had an omelette for breakfast

 

I'm going home to eat a banana

 

My face smells like pussy.

 

Did you just finish "breakfast"?

 

lunch

 

I had tuna.

 

Boys please

 

I'm eating scrambled eggs (fresh and organic) mixed with fresh goats cheese...

If I wasn't already eating, my mouth would start watering typing it... lol

 

i have three balls

 

I am excited and happy and giggly and smiley. So, all is good this morning

 

I have only just got to bed, close to midday the following morning.

Went out drinking with a friend, he flirted with a girl. Because of said flirting a jealous boyfriend punched him, knocked his front teeth out, broke his jaw and left him needing stitches on his cheek and chin

I wonder where the hell the humanity is left in the world. The cops didn't care, the ambulance wasn't in any hurry to help him and we found a little bit of generosity in a taxi driver who offered a free left the the hospital.

I am so angry with the world, feel so sorry for him. My random fact is I am both too tired to sleep and going to quit drinking for the foreseeable future- since it could have been anyone, including myself.

Had to rant, sorry guys

 

My Guess Is, Last Nights Lover Dropped A Eckie In Your Morning

Coffee........

Am I Correct.?....



Cheers Glen.

 

So far from correct. But,