random facts about yourself game thread thirteen

Yep, I'm a Damien Rice

He's done a cover of She's Always A Women - on the John Lewis ads I think. I'm in love with it!

I know, I'm terrible!! Doing it now!

 

Let me for her

YES!!! She will marry you!!

 

Could I please have you're autograph

sign it- 'to my biggest fan, the grammar nazi, with love'

 

Thats good news, so happy that Ive even booked my ferry ticket to go over on Thursday!

 

So, we're not getting married any more

So you're the grammar nazi? I knew it!!

You know you love me lots

 

Haha 'it's'

That's actually really made me laugh!!

 

you're terrible, you know that right?

 

Depends whether Im getting stabbed and mugged in South London to the tune of "oi blad gi us ya fackin bag ya fackin paddy **** or i iz gwan shank you up blad" or else Im (somewhat) safe lying inch deep in cat piss in my sleeping bag on your floor...or couch if Im feeling posh...


:leaving:

 

You would actually have your own room, but it looks like I'm going to have to assess you before you step foot in my house. No smelly men are allowed :toetap05:

 

Ha, I know but it's still making me giggle

 

Thats pure moving up in the world that is

In fairness Im going to have a shower tonight...first time in a week

Although going to something called Scumtek I cant exactly guarantee Im going to stay clean. Ill try out of respect for your gaff though

 

I hate my hair and I named my right leg Forrest.


Woo, Cerebral Paylsy!

 

You remind me of Curt Cobain, with the hair and guitar

 

Oh, so very considerate of you

It's my friends house really, so she'd definitely kick your arse if you come smelling of cat pee :tongue:

 

Hey its your own cats that are going to be pissing on me ffs :toetap05:

 

Haha I totally didn't catch on to that

But, now I know - You bastard

 

cats suck. they scare me.

 

You suck.

 

aww, too mean

 

Stop with the sad smilies! You know I can't help but want to give you a hug when you do that. And, after the Jack the Ripper conversation, that's probably not wise