Random Facts about you XLVIII

That's a facebook privacy-protected photo - just a red X to me.

Something to do with farmout's sudden and miraculous appearance?

That's a keeper.


My dad's birthday today...gotta remember to phone when I get home, or my ass is grass.

 

South Heidelberg PA April 16 2012 A Cumberland County man was arrested after he was caught shoplifting several bottles of vanilla extract in a South Heidelberg Township supermarket and admitted to drinking some of the flavor additive in the store, authorities said Wednesday.
Police charged Michael D. Loy, 35, of Mechanicsburg with retail theft, public drunkenness and disorderly conduct after the incident in Redner’s Market, 4870 Penn Ave., about 3:30 p.m. Tuesday.
Loy remained free awaiting further court action following arraignment early Wednesday before Senior District Judge Richard A. Gatti in Reading Central Court.
According to court records:
A store employee was stocking shelves and noticed five empty vanilla extract boxes on the floor. He saw Loy had several boxes of the extract in his pants pockets. The employee took Loy to the store office, and the manager called police.
Officer Kyle D. Patton found a bottle of extract in one of Loy’s socks and put the bottle on a desk while he continued to search Loy.
Loy grabbed the bottle and said, “I’m just going to drink this quick.”
The officer took the bottle and ordered Loy to sit down.
Patton had to restrain Loy when he tried a second time to grab the bottle while emergency medical personnel were evaluating Loy.
source-readingeagle.com


the world is weird, Im going back to bed..

 

Truth ^^^

 

Duplicate posts are a pain.

 

I reposted it

 

I gotz nothin....

 

I have ...something?

 

i had beef liver at lunch today. i went to this place i hadn't been to in a while. huge plate of liver, mashed potatoes and gravy, cabbage , and cornbread for 6.50. i was full for like 3 hours which is a lot because i get hungry fast.

 

I found a fifty-cent piece today, but I didn't have any money.

+1 rep to whoever gets that first.. ^^

RF: Turns out that photo of the steamer from Norway was actually the Hurtigruten Line that goes everyday up the coast of Norway to deliver mail and passengers. Not the ship that my Great Grandma came to the US on in 1905 (when she was 16 years old).

Her maiden name was Lauritzsen, btw.

The cousin who came from Norway last week was Hermod, and his wife Britt, and they're from Tromso (350 km north of the Arctic Circle).

I haven't got any pics of anything yet (from anyone), so here's a search result I found of Tromso: http://www.destination360.com/europe/norway/tromso

 

Piece of what?

 

You're getting warm..

 

piece of ass.. or smoking apparatus

 

bam.

 

im a weiner

 

A fifty cent piece of ass? So you found a crack-whore with STD's. I wouldn't brag about that. Luckily you didn't have any money.

 

how big a crack rock will 50c purchase

 

depends whether you are my favorite snap or not..

 

last time i took doughnuts to work they ate three and i ate nine

 

2 bit whore

 

My best runner on the track team smokes weed and was expelled for drug dealing.