Random Facts About YOU XLVII

dairy queen soft serve is actually not as much calories as most people think...its even safe for diabetics

 

Yeah, I feel okay after eating them even on an empty stomach. I think they're actually icemilk, but the machines make them taste creamy.

 

hahaha thanks guys, ill eat a whole bag of doritoes in one sitting and remain unaffected.. =/

 

doritos are made with corn

 

and Frito-Lay eliminated trans fat from all Doritos varieties in 2002


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos

 

Go to McDonald's and try to beat somebody at eating the most!!

 

bleh i really hate eating unhealthy though.... =/
potatoeessss chipsss right on
maybe ill just eat shitloads of potatoes with lots of cheese and cream cheese n.n.

 

If that didn't get him up to weight I don't know what would.

 

check out these McMuscles lol :flexing:

 

you'd probably gain weight if you slowed down on whatever you're smoking

 

lol i actually havent been smoking... quit cigs 7 months ago. had one hit of pot last night for the first time in months lol ...

 

I'm thinking it might not be a bad idea to lose some weight...hard to do while guzzling beer every night tho.

 

If I lost weight, I'd be dead...


Frost tonight, gotta bring in some plants... No fucking place to put them. :willy_nilly:

 

Its windy and chilly outside today

 

sister locked the keys in her car, so I'm watching the girls while my mom takes her to get her spare key

 

I tighten my abs by jacking off..

 

use a coat hanger

dont do like most people and try to hook the keys...its way easier to use the hanger to press the power unlock button on the door

 

I erase most of my post before I post them...

 

I always wake up with a post