Random Facts About You XLIX

How did it go with the 'company' calling?

 

Hopefully they helped him become less bored lol

 

Quit sugar.. Eating so much healthier, considering going vegan again...

 

Just emailed my mother and half-lied so I don't have to see her tomorrow.

Let the Poppy-bashing begin!

 

drank to much. hung over and it's too sunny

argh.

 

I gotz nuthin'

 

I dunno

 

not feeling well. health issues suck ass. fuck. it. all. i hope some serious shit goes down Dec 21

 

i got beat up on a 30 mile mtb ride.

caution: blood guts and gratuitous nudity

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im drinking a grape fanta and i keep thinking it smells like puke.

in other news there are two doves in the bird bath.. cute.

 

I got pulled over by the fuzz at 2:30 this morning on the way home from work.

I was drinking and had several open booze containers in my truck.

I was honest about everything (only when directly asked, lol).

He tore the inside of my truck upside down finding everything I tried to hide while I was being pulled over.

He even made me spit out the mint I had just put in my mouth and told me it was a poor attemp at deception.

I passed all the tests (barely).

He had a second cop come out with a breathalyzer because he said his was acting funny. Truth was I'd only just started drinking and it wasn't all showing up in my system yet.

He knew it and said: "You know, I could be a di*k and wait here for a few minutes until you'll flunk the test for sure, or I could just take some blood.. "

*They were getting called to something else on the radio just then.

He made me put the beer bottles and whiskey bottle in the back of my truck
and said: "You might not want to risk driving home right now, you most likely won't pass another test."

Then they sped off, lights flashing.

I can't believe how lucky I was!! In Arizona these days, a DUI costs a fortune, you get jail time, and you have to get a breathalyzer installed in your vehicle, if you can even afford to get you license back.

I didn't even get a ticket for the open containers.

WHEW, that was close.

 

bout the dumbest thing you can do. i dont get it. drink when you get home or not when you're driving.

 

You lucky son of a gun!!!!!
Reminds me of a similar story of mine

 

how lucky you were?


I was thinking more about how lucky the other people on the road were

 

really

 

ahhhhh i feel so good right now.. some greasy food and some booze. i dont have anywhere to be. hell yeah

 

Eating some dunkin noodles

 

dont bite the kitty

 

nom noms..

 

that thing looks too big to fit in your mouth anyway