Random Facts About You XLIX

I met the Queen before I became an anti monarchist

 

who is your avatar?

someone put out a doll for that tanning mom...called the tanorexic doll lol

 

The very sexy David Tennant - who I am in lust with:love:

 

I Have Met More Queens In My Lifetime Than I Can Count....



Cheers Glen.

 

ive been within 20 feet of the queen

she seemed normal ..i dont understand the fuss

 

I'm Sure If I Viewed You From A Distance Of 20ft You Would Too, BUT

When Viewed From A Much Shorter Distance, Is When The Real Truth Emerges....



Cheers Glen.

 

Dental hygienist appt this morning. I haven't brushed my teeth more than a handful of times during the last six months, but my teeth were fine and my gums were actually better than last time.

I do floss every day, tho. And I scrape my teeth with my finger nails while reading HF posts.

 

you were well outside of the royal farting zone[and she,yours]...it is said that only a true monarchist dare venture within the zone

this is a classic case of TMI...when a poster starts to relate too many bodily functions and personal hygeine information...it is pretty disgusting to read and will not get you close to any young honeys...however if your goal is to repel young honeys then carry on

 

This damn cat of mine wont stop meowing at me

 

lol from many of the posts i've read, i thought TMI was a requirement on HF!

 

I fart in your general direction. The fart smells a bit like egg, turkey meat, and spicey potato fries.

I'm not interested in the type of young honey who says things like "ewww" and has delicate sensibilities. Fuck that shit. I'm more interested in the type like cranky.

Precisely.

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries..

 

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

you fuckers make me laugh.......i fart in your general direction....what?you couldnt find a reference from this century?...kinda dating yourself there lol...

 

I just realised that I read all of DFMP's posts in a Craig Ferguson voice

 

:rofl:

 

I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you.


-Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

 

Feeling a bit blue, not royal but more navy. Like dark blue. Night night all xxx

 

im wearing navy blues sweatpants with loose navy boxers

sweet dreams lol