Random Facts About You XLIX

i told my boss i was retarded, and he said "you are." wtf

 

was this a leap year? i'm drunk. last time i was drunk was 4 years ago...

 

no...she wasted his time

 

i think i just saw something para normal.. wouldn't be the first time shit like that went down in this house.

 

having his baby wasn't a waste of anyone's time!

 

forget drunk dialing, i drunk texted and now i'm half-drunk posting. this is actually becoming a sobering experience! woot!

 

The last time I was drunk was last x-mas

 

Beautiful Autumn Day Here In Upside Down Land, Overnight

Low Of 1c, And A Predicted High Of 22c...:sunny:



Cheers Glen.

 

i don't think i'll be drinking again for another 4 years!!! i tried to brush my teeth but hubby saw me putting bengay on my toothbrush and caught me in time. then i spent 10 minutes on the bathroom floor brushing away and couldn't figure out how to get up to spit and rinse. so glad he didn't get video of me like he said he was going to! i still don't know how i ended up on the floor.

the people i was with this afternoon all decided we were going to re-celebrate our 27th birthdays.

that was a mistake!

 

What are you drinking? I only drink beer. I can't do that hard liquor. The last time I went to Vegas I didn’t have one beer

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2nukC2g3c0"]Kick the Baby - YouTube

 

When my mom was in Vegas with my aunt. She had been drinking champagne all night. And she started brushing her teeth with bengay, all my mom heard was awww shit. She went in the bathroom and said what the hell happened; I brushed my teeth with bengay

 

Knew a guy that brushed his teeth with clearasil once.... he wasn't drunk either. Gods that must have tasted bad...

 

naw,, if its just benzoyl peroxide. it has no taste, and its used in teeth whitening..

 

hot

 

sulfur and resorcinol, The original Clearasil. This was in the 60's...

 

they keep changing shit around...

 

the baby was an accident

and she hid it from him


jenny was a bitch....she couldnt see the great thing she had right in her face..and instead wasted her life away...and left Forest to pick up the pieces

 

Gotta make it cheaper...

 

aw man, just spilled half my beer on my bed..