Random Facts About You XLIX

the joke will be on Ebay. I swear thats what I heard Skeletor say..
when he really said "the joke will be on He-Man.

 

i read that wrong. it was funnier..

 

Just watched my boy Jered Weaver throw a no hitter


Also, RIP Junior Seau. A great football player for the Dolphins, Patriots, and Chargers. Found dead today.

 

According to TMZ Sports: all the (three recent) deaths might be linked ... through brain-related injuries sustained during the players' football careers.

Is this the price they should pay for a career in football? They probably didn't sign on knowing that they would go mad and kill themselves.

Is it time to ban body contact in the game of football? In high school we played flag football for the very reason of avoiding injury.

 

I don't pity the football player who commit suicide.

Sissy's way out if you ask me

 

My mom got a letter for jury duty. I opened it up, I know I shouldn’t have, I went to seal it back up and I put the paper back in wrong. So when I tried to unseal it the envelope ripped. I try to tape it back up. But it looks like shit. I had to see what it said cause we leave for our trip next week. I don’t know what I’m going to tell my mom when she goes to open it. I could say I thought it said my name on it so I opened it

 

I just talked to her. I told her she got a thing for jury duty. I didn't say a word. I should have said I opend it thinking it was for me

 

I'm much more the psychotic killer type than people realize.

I lost my chi, so now I'm stuck inside my karma with no way out.

Couldn't make it to the offering plate?

The best thing at this point would be to cut off both your ears and offer them to her as a sacrifice.


rf: I have come to realize that I'm a waste of good food and air. I apologize for wasting resources like this. I will try to make it up to you by being semi-entertaining.

 

I hope she won't be too pissed. I hope she just rippeds it open with out looking at it too much

 

Someone in a truck pulling farm machinery took out my mailbox this morning...

 

The suspense is killing me about that envelope

 

me to. she comes home for lunch at 12:30 and it's 11:18 right now

 

My guess is that Jen's mom will use that envelope to inflict a series of brutal and ultimately fatal paper cuts on Jen, God rest her soul.

 

lol I will never open another envelope again unless it says my name on it

 

Don't stress Jen, I'm sure she won't care that you opened her jury duty envelope...

 

Countrygirl, I think you're being way too easy on Jen. After all, it IS a federal crime to open someone else's mail. It's quite likely imo that Jen will end up in Guantanamo prison, being waterboarded on an hourly basis.

 

I cant take the suspence anymore!!!!!! :willy_nilly:

 

RF: I just scored over $800 worth of battery backup system for $50.....

 

I just woken up

 

My hands smell like pickles