random facts about you XLIII

I just pulled my sweatpants out of my dirty pile and am wearing them again haha

 

I got a kick out of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWhS_EISY0A"]Baby seal found curled up on sofa - YouTube

 

I think I'll go outside and enjoy some fresh air...

 

Listening to some good old bruce springsteen

 

I went christmas shopping again

and bought myself more stuff lol

 

I bought a random grab bag of 25 custom bicycle - themed stickers off ebay, and they're really cool. My new sig is one of them..

 

do any of them say this?
Bike Seats and Impotence
Reports linking long term cycling and bicycle seats and impotence date back to the '70s, but they were widely ignored or discounted -- until 1997.

That's when Ed Pavelka, former executive editor of Bicycling magazine, publicly acknowledged that a particularly long-distance year in the saddle had left him limp.

more

 

that's why you want the right seat, fit and form. exercise is good for sexual health.

too many birthdays on the other hand..

 

ever put your nose in pussy and smell pee all day? ..

 

random fact...i really really hate the smell of cat piss

 

...you talk like you somehow stopped having birthdays?...you dont have to convince me that youth is wasted on the young...

yes...of course...sometimes she has been roller skating all day too

 

I *accidentally* guessed my Christmas present today

I'll give a hint...its shiny and pretty and will look AMAZING with my wedding band

 

a really skinny silicone penis?

 

rf: I fell asleep on the sofa and missed going out for drinks tonight doh

 

Its friday night why arent i stoned

 

are you menopausal or something? two days after you get your panties in a wad and your still on my nuts. fuck off!!

 

calm down bitches

take your motrin and wait it out

 

i was busy...hot neighbor stopped in...she comes here more now than when she lived next door...i think i got machine gunned eh?....yup....i have bullet wounds...but thankfully those bullets were punched off center and missed anything vital....like my ego...

..i just love you all so much

 

takes acid loses ability to post for a few hours... did some other stuff though.

 

swim shmoked my first dmt the other day... lordy it is a very special substance... VERY special... didn't blast through to the other side quite, but was aware of the workings of the universe... and a big jabba the hut type creature.. all happy and smiling and warm and fuzzy... connected and colourful... that may have been me though... we are all one afterall