random facts about you XLIII

anyone ever splashed water on a ducks back???

i reckon they'd be pissed.

 

^i thought that was a good joke


and for the record I didnt click the pig video

 

I've only been drunk once...And I didn't have a hangover the next morning...

 

None of these little piggies will ever grow up to be ham sandwiches, or bacon wrapped hotdogs, or grilled pork chops, or polish sausages, or salt pork and porridge, or ham and cheese on rye, or bacon cheeseburgers, or baby back ribs, or pickled pork foot, or ham on the bone, or breakfast sausages, or spit roasted pig, or mcribs, or ham and cheese salad, or russian bacon, or italian sausages, or fried pork chops, or prime rib, or pulled pork, or bacon bits, or krakus ham, etc...iggy::smash:

 

You're evidently not trying hard enough ... :daisy:

 

It's been a boring day...

 

Just woke up been sleeping alot lately dont know why

 

I been completely wasted drunk only twice and paid severely the next morning both times

 

i wish i was drunk right now.. some of us[just me] would kill to be invited to a company xmas party

 

I never went to work parties...I never wanted to socialize with people i had to work with

 

I dont want to socialize with anyone on tis fucking planet ..

 

I went shopping today..to get some christmas shopping done...

the only thing i bought was food and I found myself a nice new shirt

i looked all over for thick winter sweat pants with cargo pockets but no one seems to sell them//

 

I'm sitting here in PJ's having coffee before getting kids ready for school

 

i havnt lost faith in my fellow man just yet... I'm cling to hope like a sock clings to a sweater just out of the dryer

 

my back is f-ing killing me The heating pad was doing jack shit. so I put some icy hot on it instead I thought I would give that a try, These 5mg muscle relaxers aren’t doing a damn thing. I guess I will give Advil a try latter. I’m about 2 seconds away from smoking this bowl I have packed, but I’m not going too

 

using a heating pad and icy hot will likely give you a 1st degree burn..

 

I had chicken soup for supper...

 

I missed my last train home. Joy.

 

I think one of my nostrils is torn open...I don't understand how my allergies can be so bad all the time!

 

One of my granddaughters threw a little hard plastic toy at me today, hitting me right on the bridge of my nose. I have a little swollen bump there. I guess I'm lucky she didn't put my eye out.