Random facts about you XI

I didn't realise it was used in Canada

I suppose I could say bum.

 

Hehe


but then there's the Americans

hehe

... fanny

 

*continues to laugh like a little girl*

 

You're adorable!

But, it made me giggle too

 

lol. You do. And judging by the placment of them, many of you seem to be standing on your heads I kid, I kid

 

HAHAHA!!!
Come guys...
Keep it in the "Funny Insult the Poster Above Game"

 

34C with a humidex factor of 39C

 

America 1 - UK 0

I'm on the prowl to get a jibe back in at some point today!

Duly noted, poop face

 

i ran through the sprinkler with my grandson today...he was naked i was not

 

85f here and hot...running through the sprinkler sounds like fun...but you should have been naked too...^^^^

 

Oh this is how you treat your allies?
Very well then...

 

You first mistake was choosing allies that are imaginary...

 

I'm looking at a bottle of wine and wondering whether or not to open it.

 

I don't think it will open itself

 

If I stare at it long enough it might.

 

random fact about me: i don't seem to be able to remember any of my dreams at the moment

 

If that was true I dont think corkscrews would have been invented...

 

Some people just have these special powers

 

My special power is correctly pronouncing words, even in languages I don't speak

 

Hmmm...Its really nice out but we have severe T-storm and tornado warnings