Random facts about you X

he is feeling better but still really sore and he cant move one arm

 

i am phenomenally high right now...

on life

 

Fuck life, smoke weed.

:sifone:

 

im goin to the pool today. gonna execute a gainer.

 

an ironwood splinter flew into my eye.......

 

I just fixed someones auto garage door opener

 

I just ate an awfully large takeaway

 

i completely missed out on a great shag last night and Im still trying to figure out why

Might have to fix that tonight :reddevil:

Apart from that had a lazy day, stayed at my friends house even though two of the lads were staying at my gaff :tongue: Standard though.

Going to have a shower now Id say...after :sifone:

 

i've been coming down with a lingering something for a couple of weeks now and i feel a bit shitty today... smoking roll-ups doesn't help.... apart from working out at the gym, thought i might try some Holo-Sync to help me give up for once and for all... (maybe i'm feeling shitty bcos of the gym??? they say you get worse before you get better)... only time will tell...

 

my yard is jalf mowed

and monkey boy missed me...its ok dude..i'm here

 

I've not mowed my yard at all this year...I did mow a neighbors place today though for the first time this year

I also when and bought some liquor...a large rootbeer shnapps and a mango mojito ...should last me till winter

 

and you guys say I drink like a girl

 

Point taken :cheers2:




Hmm its 11pm now and I have a few cans left, debating on downing the cans and going out on the pull or staying in because I cant be assed...

 

i totally pulled off the gainer on the 4th try yeah baby

 

Because you have a girlfriend

 

I laughed a lot today and had some baklava

 

Open relationship till we actually see each other again.


She was coming on to me loads though and shes fit and a pure dead on lass. I mean we even went to bed together for fuck sake but nothing happened and it was 100% because of me. Fucking weird that was. Ill see her again tonight anyway

 

For about two hours I was telling my friend that there was never a cartoon about raccoons and a pink thing. So I you tubed it, and realised that I actually used to watch it when I little

 

I just cut my weeds (it doesnt deserve to be called grass)

 

It's 1am, a car stopped outside and they started banging on our door, then they sat there for a while and drove off

A couple of days ago, some guys broke into a house down the road and stabbed someone.

Creepy.