Random facts about you...the 16th in an ongoing series...

It's a magic bean. When eaten, it is not digested, and when rubbed, it transports you beyond this world.

 

When I think of something women have and men don't, I don't think of beans...

 

I'm a fool,,I'm dumb,I'm smart, I'm old,I'm young ,I'm handsome,I'm ugly,I'm relaxed,I'm tense, I'm loving,I'm hatefull,I see nothing,I see everything,I'm strong,I'm weak,I know much,I know nothing,I'm someone,I'm no one ,I'll exist forever----yes---yes I will.

 

It's a perfectly sunny day and really don't feel like working.

 

I pulled up the corn, and got all itchy...I hate that job...

I haven't seen the sun today...cloudy...

 

I've been painting all morning and trying not to breathe the fumes, but I'm a little dizzy.

 

I am incredibly bored..... (sigh)

 

I should be out doing something...Just came in to take a break...

 

I think I might go see a friend for a chat, seeing a friendly face might make me feel better.

 

I just bought some more time to add to my pay as I go phone and also did a little bit of Christmas shopping since I found some nice shirts on sale that someone I know will like

 

eating some cereal..

 

I slipped and cracked an ankle again....so now Ill be walking extra slow for weeks

 

I'm off to a friends gig tonight, should be good!

 

Road trip, keep an eye out for me CG, I'm gonna end up near Cincinnatti this eve....;-)

 

I dont know what ladies wear me out more.. the marijuana ladies, or the women that smoke my marijuana and force me to have sex with them.. '

On that note, one my other gf come over a few hours ago and it was quiet as all could be outside. she dicided to jump in the pool, she screamed and made lots of noises, its good to see none my neighbors lights go on to investigate.. yummy rape..

 

I am not happy with the new postman. The third time in a week he's delivered our post somewhere else and has given us next doors. I'll be having stern words with him tomorrow :toetap05:

 

or you could be friendly and have nice words with him...you will catch more flies with honey than with shit

my daughter and her husband are here for a couple days,,its rare that i can hang out with them and not have the kids all competing to ''show you something ,boppa''sometimes i forget how funny my daughter can be

 

I'll probably not say anything unless it keeps happening. He's a new postie and not all the houses have numbers, but have names so it might be confusing for him.

Fact - I'm not always serious.

 

Fact...i can be way too serious...postie is one word that we share...my postie is George and he is super nice...by the way.. you will never here a canadian say''post a letter''....we say ''mail a letter''...or ''whats in the mail''instead of ''whats in the post''


that concludes todays ''understanding the brits''lesson...more tomorrow when we will be discussing carpets and screwing...

 

I do like some DIY...