Random Facts About You ....number 59

ding dong the witch is dead..

 

Here is my list of things that puppies must be thinking at 6:30 am.....

Oh...I see the sun is shining....that must mean it's time to jump all over the bed like rodeo bull.

You're sleeping? I think I will lay here and lick the inside of your ear.

I don't know why but I just like to chew on your beard.

I just set a new personal record for the fastest lap around the mattress.

Am I bothering you by sticking my tongue in your nose? My bad.

I noticed your ear is not covered anymore.

These are just good morning kisses!

 

Fish don't fry in the kitchen,beans don't burn on the grill.

 

Spent the afternoon with the girls at the wedding shower.

Just pulled a rib eye off the hot coals.

 

Had to cut up some misc "leftover" firewood... Limbs and odd shape/size pieces to use through the last of the season. Yeah, woodshed is empty, has been for a couple of days.

Used the two Poulan Pro saws which haven't been started for months. Both fired up like I had run them yesterday.

 

We did our normal Sunday things today...lunch...some errands...a couple of pints at out local brewery, etc. I may have convinced my wife to get on the bus with buying a new car (the one I want). I made a very compelling argument but....in all fairness...it's more of a formality. I know what I said before but I was mostly joking. We don't really tell each other what to buy or not buy with our own money.

 

No such thing as "leftover" wood! It all burns.....eventually. I was just outside looking at my wood pile and thinking I better stock up pretty soon. It's pretty low.

 

Smallish limbs can burn really fast and hot.... I don't want to overfire the furnace. I would usually burn that stuff in the firepit but I'll need to use them inside. So yeah, it's leftovers.

 

I suppose...in all fairness.....I'm burning outside so that changes things a bit for me. Why are you using the Poulans? What happened to the other saws? Too small?

 

I used the Poulans today because I hadn't used them all winter. Tree and brush cutting season is coming and I'll need all saws on deck.

 

That steak was yummy.

It really was cooked directly on the hot coals.

Awesome.

 

"leftover" wood to me is the crap that doesnt stack nice

 

Yup... Bits and pieces, gnarly stuff...

 

My steak was cooked on apple wood. We've got lots of apple wood.

 

I have some oyster wood, probably shouldn't of eaten those two cans..

 

We used to cook over wood all the time. I'd just cut it up small enough to fit in the grill. It was awesome.

One time, at our old house, one of my band mates and I were sitting outside at maybe 9 or 10 pm drinking some beers and cooking some food on the grill (with very small pieces of wood). The fire dept. guy pulled up in a pick-up truck and kind of hassled us because someone called and bitched. You could tell he didn't even really want to bother us....just there because he had to be. I told him it wasn't against the law to grill food on my own deck. He said "Well...it isn't...unless someone complains. Then we have to do something about it." I basically said "Like what? Change the law as soon as they call? I know who called you. You should drive down there and tell them that it isn't illegal to cook food and they can get over it!" And then we just sat there and let our food cook and he told us to have a good night and he left. That was the last time they came to my house.

 

Hubby was itching to try the steaks from sitting atop the coals - no grate. They were awesome.

 

last puppy went today......people were super nice...

 

What kind of puppies? Dammit! Why am I such a sucker for puppies?

 

Jfc this bitch goes to her sisters must play with perfume soap, then wonders why I won't go near her. Fucking ridiculous..