random facts about you LXII

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I opened and used a mayo/salad dressing type sandwich spread last night that said sell by January 2013.

That's the only thing I ate yesterday that was questionable.

 

i hav a nice amount of posts

 

I figured out what gave me the food poisoning. It wasn't the Miracle Whip sandwich spread. It was a boiled egg.

My daughter bought eggs at Kroger grocery store on Saturday and I boiled them Saturday night. She and my grandson died them Sunday night. I ate one on a salad on Wednesday night and had some funky gas. I didn't think the eggs were old.

I ate one last night in the form of an egg salad sandwich. I thought the egg was fine.

This morning I had explosive diarrhea several times.

Just now, I opened one of the boiled eggs to feed my old cat, R. J. I normally feed him a scrambled egg every day and hide his antihistamine tablet in it. I ran out of fresh eggs to scramble. When I opened the boiled egg for him it was apparent the eggs had gone bad. The odor was terrible.

Boiled eggs should keep longer than those did. I looked at the carton they came in and there was no expiration date stamped on it when it was supposed to be.

I wonder how old those eggs were when my daughter bought them.

Fucking Kroger...

 

^much less sexy post than that new bra shot

explosive diarrhea has always been one of my turn offs



so random fact

today

has been the best day ever

 

my day was ok...then my back started hurting so i took some pills and now my arms are way too heavy

and im hungry

 

i missed mr d last nite

 

So sorry, Rolling. Normally, I have your sexual pleasure in mind whenever I do anything.

 

sold some stuff outta my placve, get $150 tomorrow. This is good. hehe

 

It is good, Broony!

I wish I could convince hubby to part with the stuff he won't ever use again.

 

Once i go through all my clothes, which will be last thing, as i have some stuff i never wear. I will have a yard sale. For now im just posting stuff online. Works well. People will buy key items on the internet, and all the random shit on the table outside on the street lol...

Its also late to be washing my bed sheets, but it must be done!

 

Shhhh...I'm pretending that I forgot to change my sheets...I'll remember it when I go to bed and then promise myself to do it first thing in the morning...

 

sometimes i like it better when the bed is not made or anything...

tonight is different haha

 

when I have nice bed , I like it to be made but since my bed collapsed , i dont make it ..

 

I just like the smell of fresh sheets.

 

Oh! Broony is dropping all these subtle hints and I just remembered he has a girlfriend!

 

lol, no girlfriend. one of my best friends is a girl, ive talked about her...

i have lots of girl friends, none id wanna date...

ive given up trying to find love here, its been dead for awhile...i not only guy who feels this..

 

if you cant be with the one you love love the one your with..

 

you got it Orison...

i got big plans

 

messing with a girl, its like interfacing two different kinds of computer parts together, without any clue of the kinda performance youre going to get out it. .. usually it just crashes.. its good when it crashes quick, but if a few parts work together its like ok we can use this. but it might be a lot of wear and tear on it. and keeping it together might take a lot of rebooting.

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