random facts about you LXII

you cant just declare badassedness...you gotta actually do badass things

my badassidness is behind me for the most part


and when was the last time you fucked an actual mother?




bbad you like that border guard show...heres my story



picked up my friend at the airport a few weeks back and after 3 hour wait since the plane landed i hear an announcement over the p.a. at toronto airport.

.''will the person waiting for so and so please come to immigration canada''


son of a bitch thats me.....so i go to the office and its in a secure area...i'm getting buzzed into several doors....

i get inside and the dude comes out and starts questioning me like mad....how do you know her....whats your deal old fucker...do you know she has a baby with her?...etc etc......he was polite but he meant business

so i pull out my id and he fucking photo copies it and splits.....now i know he is running my name and i have had lotsa border problems before for drugs.i'm flipping out..

sweatin bullets

then i remember i have a card from a cop that pulled me in to question me .....its an rcmp card from the border patrol unit

lol.so i pull the card out and hand it to the dude and he looks at it......photo copies it and then hands it back to me and says

''ok i'll send her through''


fuckin eh bubba.......so now i wait each day for this copper to call me and tell me to not do that ever again:devil:


and my name is on a list some where again.i hate lists

 

Been a long time.

Unless any time your girl is paranoid about her period.. those are more common. :mickey:

 

ive never had a girlfriend or wife that was closed during menstruation

just gotta keep a towel nearby....and make sure you are first with towel....you dont wanna be second

 

I want my music to just record itself.

 

Some days rolling i think its ok to not take a swim, and get a little sunshine..haha

EventHorizon - Yes that would be cool, just plug some cords into our head, and BAM. Might happen one day...

 

I guess the most badass thing I ever did was to get escorted from my place of employment by two police officers. Not much, I guess...maybe I can do better...

I have done a substantial amount of motherfucking, however.

 

one time i played cat and mouse with a cop that wanted to give me an awful big speeding ticket


i won


he needs to learn how to do quicker u-turns

 

i am opening up the living room for everything i plan to sell.

i plan on selling everything i own except my music and music gear, my guns n ammo, my car, and a few books...

all in all, i aint gonna have much left. i will be patience and get my $most outta each item.

 

That's badass, all righty. You must have been pretty sure you could pull it off.

Good thing you're so young. It would take me ten years to sell my stuff.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep0nJZpYmT4"]The Postal Service - Nothing Better (lyrics) - YouTube

 

ive been escorted by cops on more than one occasion....never from where i work though.....what did you do to get tossed out of a job by the popo

one time i was being chased by cops in east end toronto.......he saw me after my u turn and attempted to also make a u turn but there was too much traffic...

i was able to turn down a side street and i noticed the houses were really close together so i picked one and backed my lincoln down the driveway till it was deep between the houses....

as i'm waiting for the popo to drive by i see a light come on in one of the houses....and a head peeking out....

so now i'm worried the popo will be called but just then i see the red flashing lights scream down the road and i was able to get out and go the other way.......

.i had lotsa drugs on me so it was a hairy time

 

I will finally be getting rid of some small worthless items ive been carrying for 10years. :2thumbsup:

 

You mean without you actually playing it?

 

Once after the funeral of Dude prez of the La Packrats to whom Easy Rider was dedicated a group of Banditos and I were evicted from the San Antonio jail by 8 +/- cops with express guns.....

 

I'm clearly going to lose the badass competition.

I was in jail for one day. One lousy day, and it just about drove me crazy.

They didn't toss me out, they were merely the lackeys of the agency I worked for. That was the job Deanna got me fired from. She did a damn good job of it, I hafta admit.

 

I guess I didn't actually say what she got me fired for, did I? The thing is, that story is kinda the punchline for the book I'm writing. I don't wanna give away the punchline, do I? My first chapter is the scene of me being fired. From there I backtrack and weave through previous events and recall other relevant pieces of my life. Then finally the punchline, and then the resolution. I'm still working on the resolution.

 

mine was basically the same...i found a nice little driveway..parked and layed down inside the car

i didnt have anything illegal though

and i didnt have a lincoln..it was a k-car lol

after about 10 minutes i slowly left and i seen them up the road crossing another street parallel to me but they were looking the wrong way

 

ive never been arrested..escorted...or fired

 

I only been arrested once well i wouldnt call it being arrested when i was 302 the coppers took me to the hospital

 

You are older than 302 years... Must be a pain in the ass being that old.