random facts about you LXII

again

 

jw's come out more on Easter, cause its the only holy day they believe in. really.

 

Big Freeze, the fate of the universe.

 

Yupp

 

Jehovah's Witnesses used to come 'round my son's house when I was over with all the babies. I think they got spooked and stopped coming because while they were talking, all 4 of the babies' heads starting spinning around on their shoulders, vomit spewing out of all of them, and it didn't phase me.

 

jehovahs whitness comes to the door you should always ask them if they want to do a shot with you before they talk...they will always decline and leave in a hurry

 

Rodney Dangerfield:"Hey, I tell you I get no respect! The other day a Jehovah's WItness came to my door, and he said he wasn't interested.

 

Wow, it is so good you trained the babies to spin their heads and vomit in tandem like that. It would have been much less impressive if only one or two had done it.

 

Yes, I know. My skills are impressive.

 

Nobody comes door to door in our neighborhood. It's a long, narrow road through the woods with no sidewalks and most houses set way back. To get to our house they would need to walk about 70 yards up a driveway to where they could no longer see the road through the trees, and then: Castle Zengizmo [cue lightning].

 

yea it would work, cause their were 3 17/18 year old girls in their car

ive had people come to a different place i lived to promote christianity, those people looked like slave soldiers

this ladys words were different, and her eyes dude...

and that she talk about south america..

this shit happening, i dont know if its cause im looking for something, or if something is being offered to me, presented in ways, i don't know if its timing.

plus a few random facts threads ago you the dude that told me and Z to repent.

fucker.

 

You didn't do it, did you? I took it as a sign that it was time to buy more wine...

 

I repent everyday man, if i don't im in more trouble...

Did i listen to rolling? Nope.

 

you will both burn in hell.... save me a seat

 

My seat will be in the theater with the continual porn films going - and my hands duct-taped to the arms of the chair.

 

Broony, did she say she'd be back to call on you again?

 

No...

Though she was probably 55 to 65, she seemed like she was new to doing this sort of thing. Maybe her eyes were just pretty. I don't know.

I'm not looking at anything religious here...

but i am kinda in shock

im just feelin and getting all kinds of signs to leave and go find something...

last night drove to the party stoned, and it was dark. i not smoked before driving at night in many, months...scared me good. i wont do that again like that.

last night too, at the party talkin deep with a few people. their was a lot of sadness and anger among people last night...not everyone, lots of sadness though. granted i only talked to 1 person who hadn't been drinkin. still..

wether i find a good girlfriend in the next few months or not. i still need to go?... hmm

=/

 

Yea people say, go, go then. Yea..i know...but remember how much ya given up to do something like this. Thats no easy decision.

 

I believe in signs, Broony.

Take your time. Let the signs keep adding up. There's no hurry.

 

i dont believe in signs...just coincidences


its like that movie 23...or was it 21.....if you look for signs constantly you will see signs constantly

whom is giving the signs aerianne?

god?