random facts about you...#12 (Game thread)

I have sand in my hair.

 

I am going to pick up my new used truck on friday....and visit mom

 

Hmmm...lottsa stroking and massaging goin on here since my last visit...and Tipsy has sand in her hair...is there some hidden meaning in that...

 

I just got back from an orgy :leaving:

 

Just because you use both hands doesn't make it an orgy...

 

It rained here most of the morning...and its 71f...

I've been busy doing some spring cleaning...

 

Ahh, but I used my feet too

that must account for something??

 

hoof and mouth disease?

 

I'm still deciding whether I like the happy Tom, or if I'd rather have the grumpy Tom back.

 

I'm drinking some V8 right now.

And I talk to aliens on the phone, mostly at night.

`Don't believe me? Here's a photo of one of them.

 

i have two legs

 

the weather has turned cold,wet and dreary

my bones ache

 

today I went to my local cafe for lunch in the sun, by myself. I read the paper and had a coffee with a cigarette before a tuna jacket potato.

I then went to my local gym and had an amazing workout, and then a swim.

It's been a nice day, i'm ignoring my telephone and having some me time, fed up of alcohol at the moment and no one has any interest in simply chilling out without it.

But, no complaints.

 

I've never had the stomach for alcohol.

 

Where'd the orgy fit in?

 

Ditto, I have the woodstove going again, but it's supposed to be 75F in a few days.

random fact: I like eating out of bowls more than off plates.

 

Remember you shouldn't swim after eating

 

I hate the bowls that they try to make look like plates and vice versa...

 

I just squeaked through this week's staff meeting - no floggings or attaboys, just smooth sailing.

Also it's cloudy over the bay and there's a cloud out there with a penis on it.

 

Sorry, I thought you knew

'Tuna jacket potato' is a euphemism for mass orgy. I know, the filth of it all right?