Random Facts About Us #20

I got a fork today! :tree: (pretend the tree is a fork)

It's not new, but it is a verry nice one.

Just in time for Ramen tonight! :2thumbsup:

 

I had mac n cheese for din din....;-)

 

i could probably get charged if i let this poor baby eat all these mini aero bars and rockets....she is teething and quite happy chewing on an unopened mini coffee crisp.. baby was a cat and mama was a witch...check my pro bbad if ya wanna see what my very hot roomie looks like as a witch lol

the cat is my neighbors..it has a fucked up eye and a lot of people are afraid of it..including MY cat but it comes to me on my porch and i sometimes feed it when her owner fucks off for a week at a time.....

 

theres a ninja hiding behind the baby...but he sucks at being stealthy ...I spotted it right away

 

now you have my room mate laughing

 

Lil has more green balls than I do.....;-(

 

great..get her to sign up and vote for me :2thumbsup:

 

she will..

i watched the women of snl special tonight and my stomach hurts from laughing...the amy poehler impression of christopher walken was hilarious.......


my roomie can do a great impression of sean connery

 

on mondays I always watch nazi hunters and then ww2 in color

 

my pvr fills up on monday night

 

Im always a lazy ass on mondays

 

those energy drinks can cause heart palpitations and send you into cardiac arrest

Caffeine intoxication is a potentially serious health risk associated with energy drinks, which "work" to restore mental and physical alertness by increasing blood pressure. It can occur with consumption of 250mg of caffeine.

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I watch 'My Name is Earl' on Mondays.

 

catfeen.. :devil:

 

I bought a huge bag of pistachios and another one of chocolate almonds today...trying to save the almonds for christmas but they are screaming my name!!!!!!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4P_qAMAnKs"]YouTube - Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul
I thinks my wife is disappointed I didnt dress up for her and play,....

little she know..

 

There's a big bowl of Halloween candy on the kitchen table that's screaming my name. I bought waaaaay too much.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_BSOQ1p-bM"]YouTube - necro-the hump off
wtf.. haha , No dont listen ..

 

Fact- My name has never been screamed by candy.


Edit: There's a joke in there somewhere I'm sure.

 

^^^ seen a car the other day with a giggity goo sticker on the back..it was so stupid I took a pic...will upload it next time I bring the camera in the house (been keeping it in the truck so I have it handy on errands)

edit...this post was supposed to be after orisons