Random Facts 58

Clog Dancing -+-^^^^


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxxRmIwyrOQ&feature=youtu.be

 

years ago this weird friend i have called me to help him figure out how to reassemble a snowblower he was fixing for someone...guy is an idiot but thinks he can fix things and usually makes them worse and charges a fortune for it...anyway his wife had died the past summer...so i go there and he's not in the garage....i ring the bell and he says its in here....he's got the whole damn drive half of a snowblower in pieces on his kitchen table.....and the kitchen table is actually in the living room

that guy has gotten more and more loony over the years...he's the one who lost his rich mother and his brother is dragging out the estate settleing on purpose (probably due to how abusive this goof was to him)

 

And here I thought only Harley's made it to the living room and kitchen table.

 

anything is possible when the wife is away

 

You might be a redneck if... you need to move the engine to take a bath.

 

I Cleaned my Suzuki Engine in My grandmothers old Cast iron Bath
Cant Do this with These new Plastic Baths

 

i have a crankshaft and camshaft standing on end in my bedroom


they are for the 69 chevy 327 that i will probably never end up rebuilding

 

For quite some time my Harley got parked in my bedroom. The '70 Trans Am took up the whole garage.

 

Okay.... It's 26F degrees out.


And it's raining.


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Ruh Roh...

 

That's okay, it froze when it hit a surface.

 

gotta giggle at the one.

 

high school shop class i was often seen dragging the pressure washer wand outside to apply protective ice coatings on other students cars

 

The fucktard neighbor waited until 6:30 p.m. to aim about 100 fireworks toward my house.

I don't think my son was too happy about it since his house sits between mine and fucktard's.

 

Even if fireworks are legal where you live I doubt it's legal to aim them at someone or something...

 

They are legal, starting this year.

She maybe on an hourly schedule.

One hour after the fireworks barrage she came out and set off a bunch of screamers.

The fucktard is over there by herself. Her grown teenage daughters aren't even there with her.

She's a pathetic fucktard.

 

So, I'm sitting here eating some sausage and fermented cabbage while hubby is out on the porch piddling around.

I here a great clamor of bones hitting the wooden planks.

Hubby messed up his feet and fell backwards out there again.

He says his back is still messed up from last time he did that.

Poor old guy.

 

I have one those across the street, today asshole was playing with a gas powered remote controlled car and going all over the street with it, til I told him he would look silly with it shoved up his ass if it hits my car.. big enough to cause some damage .. im waiting for the fireworks to start .. but he probably knows better by now.

 

I wish some of you guys lived around here with me.

 

My ears itch. Not just right now. They itch alot of the time. I think it's from wearing ear plugs. There's a truly random fact about me. Anyone know what that's called? lol I sure don't.

Just googled it. There are half a dozen different reasons, but the one that makes the most sense is the one which was saying something like pressure on the inside of the ear (from the ear plugs?) can cause the area to itch. I guess that makes sense.