Random fact about yourself

I know a girl... who thinks of ghosts. She'll make ya breakfast, She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter... She dont use cheese...She don't use jelly...or any of these
She uses vaseline...

Vaseline!
Vaseline!

 

my ribs hurt and I feel like I may fail my classes this year, yippee

 

i have an art project due tomorrow and i haven't even started...i've fucked myself pretty badly with it...it's already dinner time, and all i've done today is shower....
but i smell good, and i shaved my legs, yeah they feel so good
i should do some laundry....

 

At least your legs are shaved... you loose hippie points for that, but at the same time... you are now ready to face the world!

 

i slept until 3 pm..yay for being sick..

 

i also loose hippie points in that i combed out the dreads that were forming in my hair...

 

Yes, combs are the satan.

I cut my hair so that I won't have to comb dreads out anymore

Lost a shitload of hippie points there myself.

 

I'm good at walking on my hands and won a contest.

 

Ive managed to be humped by every male dog in the shelter in the past 2 days on more than one occasion my mom said "your just giving off that aura" what aura the aura that says hey doggies hump me...

and Im insanely embarrassed that I felt the need to post that

 

i love little jon and his "yeaaaah" or "okkaaaay"

 

Does your shelter have a disco ball and Barry White playing in the background.

 

hahaha no thank god we dont posthumous

 

you forgot "WHHHAAAAAT?"
=]

 

I'm tipsy verging on drunk.

my ankle is fucking throbbing

I do actually get jealous over stupid things, yet don't get jealous if in a polyamorous situation ie know what's going on ahead of time.

 

A pizza atm would so rock. Somebody should invent one of those. It would put Pizza Hut and Papa John's out of business.

 

and baskin robbins should deliver.

 

wow..i can't believe how persistant he is..

 

who?

 

Hello! In 1993 I built and entered a float in our local summer parade. I was a little disappointed when I didn’t win a ribbon but had a lot of fun at being part of a parade. When I got home and watched the recorded VCR tape I got pretty mad because the entrée that had won first place was just a couple of cute kids in sun dresses driving a toy electric car that you could buy at Canadian Tire - and they taped a bouquet of flowers on the hood. So I had a little hissy fit then vowed to never to enter another parade. The next year I found out that that years parade theme was going to be “Christmas in July” And I figured - parades on because I love Christmas and I had lots of Christmas stuff. So I got busy and built the best float that - that town had ever seen. And won 2 first place ribbons one for over all best - and one for most unique. Then the next year I went back to being part of the crowd. Cheers!

 

today i went to covent garden and pinched an alive-statues arse.



yeah i'm childish