Random fact about yourself

my baby is a better climber than i am. she's faster than me, too.

 

My 4 year old speaks 7 different languages. I think he made them all up though.

 

-I think I'm seriously becoming a paranoid schizophrenic.
-I want to live in the woods, and not have to deal with society or taxes (the idea of paying taxes gets me really pissed off for some reason)
-I hate the government with a burning passion
-I love the book "1984", it's basically my Bible
-I go to a Catholic HS, but I hate the Catholic Church and think that Jesus was a madman
-I want some more Cape Cod Chips they're really good!
-I came home early from school today, because I don't feel well
-I have to write a 250 word essay in Spanish for tomorrow
-I also have to do a project for my Advanced Technology class which is due tomorrow, but I couldn't work on it afterschool, because I'm home now, and I don't have the program I need for it
-I get nasty anxiety attacks
-I want to move out of my house, but I'm not 18 yet and have nowhere to go
-I have a huge crush on my best friend, but he doesn't know it
-I sometimes lie to make people think I know what they're talking about, but then when they ask me questions about whatever it is, I can't give a good answer
-I've found condoms in my dad's truck, and I wouldn't be surprised or angry if he was having an affair, because my mom is a selfish bitch sometimes
-I despise the idea of going to college, and I hate my guidance counselor, because she is making me apply to places so the school can make me a statistic if I get in, and I hate the idea of being a statistic

 

I've decided I am never going to be in another relationship ever again. I have my son and he is the only family I ever want. Instead, I am clearing out my room and am keeping only a bunch of pens and notepads, a chair, an ashtray, and my classical guitar, and Im going to work like a crazy person in solitude until I am better than Bach, and bring about a revolution, the new Baroque period

 

today it was cold.. so instead of school i went to my friends house and made pizza and cheesy chips.

 

I got pm'ed for cybersex yesterday Shockingly enough, I declined

 

its 2 pm and i'm still in pajamas..yay for no classes..

 

Is this to imply that you usually don't decline the offer?

(Suddenly the HipForums server becomes overwhelmed with PMs sent to ihmurria)

 

I don't know what cheesy chips are but I want some.

 

they're like fries/chips + cheese.

mmm. sooo nice. you must try them!

 

joey barks orders like a drill sergeant. you can kinda guess what she's yelling at you about, though, even though it sounds like "AAAAA DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA DEE!" and "FFFFFFFF! FFFFFFF!"

 

Hahahaha when I was 3 years old, my mom and I were visiting my grandparents in Oregon (some beach front spot for some reason) and I convinced some American tourists (like from Oklahoma or somesuch) that I was speaking French to them. I was babbling, with a vague French accent (what, growing up I had 4 tv channels and one was French, I had a vague idea of how it sounded)

Anyways... yeah, I babbled at them and told them it was French and -they believed it-. So my mom put me into French immersion for kindergarten

(ps booshieboo, I haven't said yes to cybersex since I figured out how good the real thing was)

 

(don't worry, your secret is safe with me )

 

no it's not.

 

Nothing is safe with you.

 

I'm hurt

 

i love cheese

 

Not loving cheese is a sin.

 

i want a tom collins

 

it's taco tuesday..i think i'll pass..eeewww