random confessions

this is for those like me who may want to confess
somethin but don't want to start a thread about it.
random, crazy, small, large, stupid, serious, funny,
sad, etc. confessions.

 

I like cocks.

 

my first one,
i have always wanted someone
to sing this to me http://www.minibite.com/oldies/toogood.htm
or hell dedicate, somethin!
so lame lol

 

That is the funniest thing i've heard in like... a few months at least .

 

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I confess that like Beachbum I kinda long for love. I don't want that song sung to me but still, it's kinda similar. I also confess that I think I have a crush. I hate it 'cause it's so juvenille and usaully I'm pretty mature (not as far as humor).

 

Duck r u talkin bout a crush on here or outside the comp?

 

In real life, errr... outside the computer.

 

About 90% of what I tell people about myself or what I imply isn't true.

 

LIAR

 

I always fall in love with gay guys. It's sad really.

PS. If anyone knows any ATTRACTIVE liberals that arent gay, let me know. LOL

Another one: Im kind of shallow when I tell the truth.

I just care about people being attractive in a relationship. Lets have some input: is that too shallow? or normal?

 

I like Emo... and arena rock, too.

 

Why the fuck do liberals always wnat other liberals? That's fucked up it's like the traditional not marrying outside of your background shit.

 

Are you in love with me yet?
input: probably both. i care about looks a lil too much as well.

--
Confession: I dont fuck fat chicks.

 

Oh. When I said liberal I meant someone intelligent. I thoght that was implied. I guess not.

 

I think conservatives are hot... If I were a girl I would marry Tucker Carlson.

Just kidding

 

Yeah. I dont do the fat thing. Sorry. LOL

 

I like fat chicks, this time I'm not kidding.

 

Why does my thing say "guest" under it? What does that mean? help!

 

because you only have 41 posts, you'll be a member
when you get to like 100 or so.