Random Authority

Choose a random moment , then and forward from then await a command , do it . I'll be waiting , listening
2 minutes from NOW .

 

Now.

 

Can someone translate this to English please?

 

I waited and listened. Did you asked me to take a shower?

 

but that was an hour and a half ago....

 

Glad I didn't act upon it then!

 

Your call is important to us. Current wait time is 60 minutes.

 

Just past my chosen 2 min. mark , I was given a command .

A man's voice said , " Have a good one ."

As I was walking out the library , the library lady sold me 1 good old book for 1 dollar . Then I went to the truck .
It's clock read 1:11 . Stopped to buy a beer at the store . One 24oz Miller cost me $1.11 . I also bought 1 three
number lotto ticket - played 111 . Will it be a good one ?

 

Tikoo is seriously into the metaphysical and with a cabal of psychics is attempting to rediscover the ancient mysteries.

He/She/it also believes in the purchase of UFO life insurance to guard against any loss which might incur while being abducted.


Hotwater

 

not a winner - yet of god and rainbow and on to a glory of banjo . today i am all alone and
a blizzard is beginning - no one to tell me what to do . unbtil the next random moment of
authority , fiendrs ... but no person I know would ever precisely suggest I write another word
to you . This might be

of the end

at the end

at the

 

It hasn't been the end , sorry . So the lotto winning number was 795 . The next week I played 7x9x5
but the winning number was 416 which oh very well relates to 7x9x5 by 111 , which you might not
recall that I mentioned was the 'have a good one' that followed the time of 1:11pm .

 

Random cheese bars,

 

i think his psychics must be suffering a degraded signal. probably from too many nsa psycic wire taps.

 

psychic meeting. you know the time. you know the place.

 

^^^ I knew you were going to post that

 

^^ i knew you did.

 

fuk owf iz pozitiv di'rekshun , t

 

is fecal matter. that is what humans naturally worship.
that's why when something is really messed up,
they ritually chant "HOO LEEE SHIT"