Random Accusation Game

your "footprint" is bigger than mine....

 

youre a Northern Monkey

 

holds in farts until a loud noise occurs

 

really wants to kiss every inch of that belly

 

your an anorexic bulimic....you like to weigh your puke and then re-eat it

 

because of your feet, you are often mistaken for a hobbit

 

is a pervy Hobbit fancier!

 

eats Ants as a snack...

 

puts concrete socks on her enemies and drops them in her back pond

 

boils tadpoles for fun

 

insures old people so that she is the beneficiary, then has sex with them till their heart gives out...

 

has a hairy bum which attracts painful "cling-ons"

 

that bleach you use to make your butt remotely attractive, has not worked... did you know you have blisters?

 

your highschool nickname was sardine

 

you never even went to highschool...'cept for to visit your boyfriend when you were in grade 4

 

your first boyfriends name was kinda badd

 

you live on a great flying ship in an uninhabited region of Ecuador

 

You're the reason I can't have nice things!

 

you made me laugh so much, i pooped myself!

 

had me locked in her shed for weeks and only fed me pork kebabs.....