A mother Raccoon and 5 baby raccoons fell through a mans ceiling in Michigan and landed on his couch. That's a new one on me. My son fell through one time and knocked a sizable piece of drywall on a chair in the customers living room below. All in good fun!
A telecoms engineer decided to run his cables under the floor of a bank. The ground suddenly started to give way, but he had no idea what was below. Fortunately he ended up straddling a girder.
Yikes. I have birds in the tree by my apartment that are dive bombing anyone they see. I like in the middle of downtown Dallas. It's Hitchcockian. Fuck birds.
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