Rainbow's Virtual Shopping Centre

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  1. DrRainbow

    DrRainbow Ambassador of Love

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    “Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Rainbow's Virtual Shopping Centre... Your one stop shop for all of those post Lockdown needs! You want's it? We got's it right here! And... That's not all... Wait for it... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If YOU can find a crazier price anywhere on the internet we'll beat the sh*t out of it and that our guarantee!” ~ Dr. Rainbow

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    Don't be shy madam and step right up! How about that fine Sir over there! Or... Perhaps... YOU!​
     
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  2. Candy Gal

    Candy Gal Lifetime Supporter

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    I will take two bottles of Rainbow wine, please. How much???
     
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  3. Handsinpants

    Handsinpants Senior Member

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    Going to make a list of things....
     
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  4. Candy Gal

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    Damn service is awful. xxx
     
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  5. DrRainbow

    DrRainbow Ambassador of Love

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    Hello again Candy! For these two bottles of wine I only ask that you do me one single favour in return...​
     
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  6. Candy Gal

    Candy Gal Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh because I am the first customer??
    Ok name it. x
     
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  7. DrRainbow

    DrRainbow Ambassador of Love

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    It is because you are a customer at this premises that I ask of a favour in return for the products weather you be my first or last!
     
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  8. Handsinpants

    Handsinpants Senior Member

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    Rofl....lol
     
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  9. Candy Gal

    Candy Gal Lifetime Supporter

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    Whether, not Weather. lol

    Mmm is it a naughty favour???
     
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  10. DrRainbow

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    Would you like to do a naughty favour Candy? :)
     
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  11. Candy Gal

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    Depends what it is???
    I need to go out soon. Do I have to pay now?
     
  12. DrRainbow

    DrRainbow Ambassador of Love

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    For these two bottles of wine I only ask that you get a bottle of wine or two while you are out. Take it! Or... Leave it! That is the best that I can do for you here today!
     
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  13. Candy Gal

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    I was hoping to spank Prix as the deed. lol
     
  14. DrRainbow

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    Who can resist those pretty eyes of your's?... Very well! I want you to spank Mr. Prix so 'hard' that he can not sit down.
     
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  15. Candy Gal

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    YES XXXX
     
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  16. Boozercruiser

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    Me too please.
    I love me arse being spanked.
    Include a massage and I will happily pay.
    I take it this Shopping Centre does have a massage parlour.
    Doesn’t it Doc Rainbow? :smilingimp:
     
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  20. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    About 15 years ago, a company opened a virtual restaurant.
    You placed your order, paid by card and your meal, cooked exactly to your specification was cooked within one hour.

    Exactly one hour later, you received an email with a picture of your meal exactly as you had ordered it, along with a napkin printed. "Your virtual meal sir"

    A few people tried to take then to court, but they had not broken any laws.

    PS, has Candy paid for that wine yet, :yum:
     
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